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Some things to Do Before the US Inaugural:
« on: Dec 15th, 2004, 11:44am » |
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Some things to Do Before the US Inaugural:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age
child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that
matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
10. Borrow books from library before they're banned -
Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry
Potter,
Tropic of Cancer,etc.
11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a
crucifix - do it now.
12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you
can.
14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his
"accident".
17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is
America".
19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're
black - marry a white person.
21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a
snowmobile or a base-jumper.
22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music
class.
23. Start your school day without! a prayer.
24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future
generations.
26. Learn French.
28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay
friends.
29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
30. Try to take photographs of animals on the
endangered species list.
31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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Re: Some things to Do Before the US Inaugural:
« Reply #1 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 3:12pm » |
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LMAO...good ones.
But wait until that geriatric loon known as Bob P see it. He'll be pissin' and moanin' til inauguration day.
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