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senior moments
« on: Dec 27th, 2004, 11:05pm » |
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #1 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 6:37am » |
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #2 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 8:32am » |
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #3 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 8:35am » |
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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat"
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #4 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 12:43pm » |
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Re: senior moments
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #6 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 10:17am » |
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #7 on: Dec 31st, 2004, 7:47pm » |
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The elderly couple was sitting on the front poarch when she said, I remember when you use to lean over and whisper in my ear.
He leaned over and whispered "I love you"
She said , I remember when you use to hold my hand.
He reached over and took her hand.
Then she said, I remember when you use to nibble the back of my neck.
He got up from the chair and started toward the door.
She asked "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To find my teeth."
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Re: senior moments
« Reply #8 on: Dec 31st, 2004, 8:50pm » |
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on Dec 31st, 2004, 7:47pm, Biker wrote:The elderly couple was sitting on the front poarch when she said, I remember when you use to lean over and whisper in my ear.
He leaned over and whispered "I love you"
She said , I remember when you use to hold my hand.
He reached over and took her hand.
Then she said, I remember when you use to nibble the back of my neck.
He got up from the chair and started toward the door.
She asked "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To find my teeth." |
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