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(Message started by: Head_Monster on Oct 24^th, 2004, 6:55pm)

Title: Johnny for President!!!
Post by Head_Monster on Oct 24^th, 2004, 6:55pm

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol --- dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The third worm in sperm --- dead.

The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
;;D

Title: Re: Johnny for President!!!
Post by Jonny on Oct 26^th, 2004, 4:53pm

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