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(Message started by: nani on Nov 28^th, 2004, 10:11pm)

Title: A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
Post by nani on Nov 28^th, 2004, 10:11pm

A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
The bartender asked what happened.

The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."

She said, "I will grant you three wishes."

The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."

Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head."