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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Dec 16^th, 2004, 10:46am)

Title: Children's Books that didn't quite make it.
Post by Jimmy_B on Dec 16^th, 2004, 10:46am

Children Books That Didn't Quite Make it:

1...You Are Different and That's Bad

2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3...Dad's New Wife Robert

4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5...Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6...The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7...Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her

8...Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9...All Cats Go to Hell!

10...The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11...Some Kittens Can Fly.

12...That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13...Grandpa Gets a Casket

14...The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15...Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia

16...The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17...Strangers Have the Best Candy

18...Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19...You Were an Accident

20...Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21...Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22...The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23...Your Nightmares Are Real

24...Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25...Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26...Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27...Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Title: Re: Children's Books that didn't quite make it.
Post by E-Double on Dec 18^th, 2004, 8:01am

DUDE!!!!!!!!
# 19 Hilarious
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Here are some that are similar ....http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=funnies;action=display;num=1091024949

Good Morning!

Title: Re: Children's Books that didn't quite make it.
Post by BobG on Dec 18^th, 2004, 9:38am

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

And The Book of Colors............what's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour?

A frog in the blender.

Hey Jimmy, number 21 sounds like it came from the movie Gremlins.