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(Message started by: Langa on Dec 27^th, 2004, 3:02pm)

Title: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT...
Post by Langa on Dec 27^th, 2004, 3:02pm

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girl's Night Out, and were decidedly overenthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to
ruin hers, but salvaged a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she dried herself with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

Title: Re: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT...
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 27^th, 2004, 4:01pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT...
Post by nani on Dec 27^th, 2004, 6:50pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] Not that I've ever been that drunk. ::)

Title: Re: GIRL'S NIGHT OUT...
Post by Langa on Dec 28^th, 2004, 8:30am

on 12/27/04 at 18:50:50, nani wrote:

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] Not that I've ever been that drunk. ::)

Uh, yeah, me either... ::)