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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them............."
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Langa
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #1 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 8:58am » |
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Nice Pic...! 
Funny joke... 
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #2 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 9:16am » |
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You Jeep guys defy gravity. It totally amazes me!
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #3 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 9:18am » |
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I only wish I had that much flex. Maybe Santa will bring me a bigger engine, beefier axles, a long-arm kit, bigger tires, lockers, and a 4" "Rubicon Express" lift kit. (Oh please, please, please....)
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #5 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 9:57am » |
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That joke made me laugh and gag at the same time! EEEEEWWWW! 
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 10:05am » |
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Another GOOD one!! Thanks Frank!
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #7 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 1:33pm » |
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on Dec 15th, 2004, 9:57am, nani wrote:| That joke made me laugh and gag at the same time! EEEEEWWWW! |
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Same here Nani! Never gonna look at naked nuts in the same way again!
Frank! Mind OUT of the gutter... NOW!!
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Re: Jeep & Joke Of The Day
« Reply #8 on: Dec 15th, 2004, 1:35pm » |
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ROFL!! I'm not saying a word!  
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