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love2bamommy
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The Craziest Gift
« on: Dec 17th, 2004, 9:25am » |
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Ok, I love how everyone is in the spirit of Christmas, and you are all willing to Have a little fun.
Here is the task, What is the craziest gift you have gotten for christmas, or the one you hated the most?
I'll go first
I would have to say that i have loved all my gifts, But the craziest gift i have gotten for Christmas has to be Pooh Bear slippers. It came from my mom and dad's best friends. They were so Gaudy! I love them becuase my son goes nuts when i wear them. So it's ok that i got them!
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A G-string and a video camera!! I told him you can just forget it, I don't want to be famous!!! 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #2 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 10:13am » |
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When I was 4, my dad gave me a hand held electric B&D scroll saw. My mother almost shit. The first thing I did was take it apart to see what made it tick. Then my dad got pissed. I still have it and it works!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #3 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 10:15am » |
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Thats too funny!
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ROFL!
Socks and underwear: Worst. Gift. Ever.
Parents, please listen to me: Do NOT buy your children socks and underwear for Christmas. Socks and underwear are NOT Christmas *gifts.* For the love of god.... Have mercy on your children!! 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #5 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 10:42am » |
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on Dec 17th, 2004, 10:19am, Jeepgun wrote:| Parents, please listen to me: Do NOT buy your children socks and underwear for Christmas. Socks and underwear are NOT Christmas *gifts.* For the love of god.... Have mercy on your children!! |
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How about for Chanukah? a bag of those crew socks is good for eight nights! 
No worries, even though my hubby insists such things are okay for Hanumas .....I refuse to buy into that. 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #6 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 10:43am » |
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Depends on the package and sock-type, Frank!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #7 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 11:19am » |
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Can someone get me what's in the underwear?
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Woooo Nani, You're feelin good today,HUH???? 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #9 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 11:32am » |
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Good enough to think about it, at least!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #10 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 11:41am » |
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on Dec 17th, 2004, 11:19am, nani wrote:| Can someone get me what's in the underwear? |
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What's your favorite flavor? 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #11 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 12:10pm » |
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on Dec 17th, 2004, 11:19am, nani wrote:| Can someone get me what's in the underwear? |
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Didn't know laundry streaks were in this year. We'll see if we can work something up for you.
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #12 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 12:46pm » |
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You guys are gross! I guess I should reiterate...the yummy lookin' man in the underwear. Not that I have the strength to do anything with him...he'd be nice to have around the house.
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Have him around the house? Like this?
Ahem:
"Git over here, pretty boy!! Wash those dishes! Take out that trash! Vacuum that rug!! Scrub that toilet!! Fold that laundry!! And when you're done, git upstairs and mess up my bed!"
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #14 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 3:52pm » |
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Is it legal to ask the handyman to work in his undies? But Frank, it would be more like "Sugar, when your done with the dishes, I could use a backrub."
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #15 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 3:59pm » |
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We were poor -- I wanted a toy, my mom knew I had to get clothes.
She gave me a pair of pants with the front pockets cut out. Solved both requests. Pair of pants and a toy to play with.
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #16 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 4:12pm » |
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That is too funny! LMAO
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ROFLMAO!! 
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #18 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 4:41pm » |
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You're killing me, Echo.
And Nani---what about
"Dahling, while you are rubbing me back, maybe you could draw me a bath?"
"What flavor, precious?"
"I think I'm in the mood for Wild Rose. How does that sound to you?"
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #19 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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on Dec 17th, 2004, 9:25am, love2bamommy wrote:
craziest gift i have gotten for Christmas has to be Pooh Bear slippers.
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Hey - were they fuzzy?? THAT"S the important thing!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #20 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 5:03pm » |
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YUP VERY FUZZY!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #21 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 11:48pm » |
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Craziest? Aluminum storage shed. Actually 2 of them.
Got them a week ago. Bought them myself, for me.
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #22 on: Dec 17th, 2004, 11:57pm » |
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When I was a senior in High School I waited tables in a Chinese Restaurant full-time after school and weekends. One of my regular customers was a Gentleman and his wife who was, for lack of a better descriptive term, a Jewish Jewler.
One night, a few days before Christmas, he called me over to his table and handed me the tray with his money and the ticket on it to pay for his meal. He then said, be sure to look under the ticket. I have given you "The Ultimate Jewish Tip." You see, he knew that the waitresses had to split tips with the hostess...I picked up the ticket, and lo and behold there was a penny...a penny that had been cut perfectly in half. Perfect for splitting
Then he gave us each 20 bucks...I still have the half penny and a wonderful memory.
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That was a cool one, Donna!
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Re: The Craziest Gift
« Reply #24 on: Dec 18th, 2004, 11:10am » |
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Hmmm craziest gift I got (at least in the minds of other people) was Christmas 98. Clark and I were getting married on the 28th, and I opened my presents from him. Lets see, I got a Jamsa C/C++ Bible and I was telling everyone what a great gift I got. Oh yeah, I also got chanel no. 5 perfume and a diamond ring. But the best gift was the programming bible
I think I'm the only girl I know that was more excited over a programming book than diamonds and perfume.
Of course there's the year my mom gave me a coffee can. Our family comes from a long line of expert shakers. So to hide the contents of the gift, she put it in a coffee can...then soldered the lid back on!! Can't remember what was in the can, but I sure do remember having to get the can opener to open my gift.
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