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(Message started by: Lizzie2 on Sep 15^th, 2004, 1:03am)

Title: 30 years difference
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 15^th, 2004, 1:03am

My mom emailed me this today!

>30 Years of difference
>
>1974: Long hair
>
>2004: Longing for hair
>
>1974: KEG
>
>2004: EKG
>
>1974: Acid rock
>
>2004: Acid reflux
>
>1974: Moving to California because it's cool
>
>2004: Moving to California because it's warm
>
>1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>1974: Seeds and stems
>
>2004: Roughage
>
>1974: Hoping for a BMW
>
>2004: Hoping for a BM
>
>1974: The Grateful Dead
>
>2004: Dr. Kevorkian
>
>1974: Going to a new, hip joint
>
>2004: Receiving a new hip joint
>
>1974: Rolling Stones
>
>2004: Kidney Stones
>
>1974: Being called into to the principal's office
>
>2004: Calling the principal's office
>
>1974: Screw the system
>
>2004: Upgrade the system
>
>1974: Disco
>
>2004: Costco
>
>1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>
>2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
>1974: Passing the drivers' test
>
>2004: Passing the vision test
>
>1974: Whatever
>
>2004: Depends
>
>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
>things.
>
>Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
>try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming
>freshmen.
>
>Here's this year's list:
>
>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
>in 1985.
>
>They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
>
>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>They have always had an answering machine.
>
>They have always had cable.
>
>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?",
>
>"I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane Boss, de plane."
>
>
>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>
>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list!
>

Title: Re: 30 years difference
Post by kissmyglass on Sep 15^th, 2004, 1:14am

Shit...I'm officially old :(