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(Message started by: marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 5:53pm)

Title: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (man)?
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 5:53pm
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter?
Handsome/average/doesn't matter?
Stout/slim/doesn't matter?
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter?
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter?
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter?
Older/younger/doesn't matter?
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter?
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter?
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter?
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter?

OK... add extra if you like....

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by cschick on Dec 20th, 2004, 5:54pm
PENIS - 'nuff said.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 5:58pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:54:49, cschick wrote:
PENIS - 'nuff said.

Good answer!  Doesn't narrow the field much though, unless you're bi.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:04pm
1. NOT OBSESSED WITH SEX
2. really good at sex
3. great sense of humor (and ability to laugh at himself)
4. very masculine, but sensitive
5. respects and values me

not neccessarily in that order...

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Sylvan on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:11pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:53:40, marlin wrote:
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter?
Handsome/average/doesn't matter?
Stout/slim/doesn't matter?
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter?
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter?
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter?
Older/younger/doesn't matter?
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter?
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter?
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? Must have both and the ability to know which should be used when
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter?Neither - prefer someone not at either extreme

And lastly - must be intelligent - i have absolutely no patience with a man who cannot carry on an intelligent conversation

OK... add extra if you like....


Oh wait -- Marlin posted this question?  

Never mind - i think the correct answer has already been posted
;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:15pm


Marlin,

I swore to God I was not going to post to ANYTHING  you had to say.  You piss me off dude.   In one post you even had the nerve to call me "Linda, Honey"....that said, I have to say something to this particular post in that it's a good one and if enough females have the nerve to post, you just might learn something.

To me:

it doesn't matter if he's rich.
average is o.k.
hair doesn't matter nor does SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
his experience doesn't matter if mine doesn't to him.
country bumpkin is nice.  So is world traveler.
not too much younger nor too much older.
Color of hair nor of skin matters not.
college grad would be nice.  If he flunked out I'd ask him WHY?

sense of humor is imperative. Drop him like a hot potato if he doesn't have one.

Party animal or religious.....why can't he be both?  

He has to have a working knowledge of the word commitment and honesty.

Lastly  would like to say if I met a man like YOU marlin and in a matter of seconds you came off as you do....all of the above shall be deleted.


Linda who is NOT your "honey"


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:19pm
Well, so far I'm at the top of all of your lists ;;D

Keep it coming!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by cschick on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:19pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:53:40, marlin wrote:
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter?
Handsome/average/doesn't matter?
Stout/slim/doesn't matter?
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter?
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter?
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter?
Older/younger/doesn't matter?
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter?
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter?
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter?
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter?

OK... add extra if you like....


what I have:
not rich, not poor
handsome but not too handsome
stout - I likes a little meat on my menses
bald - by choice shaves his head every Sunday
experienced
traveled the world - he was in the military
older - I don't need to babysit
light hair
college grad
sense of humor and serious - good combo
not a party animal but most definately not religious

what I want:
I dunno.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by vig on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:22pm
Hey CHarlie,
pass the popcorn. 8)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jonny on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:24pm
Just wait till PB Joe gets here ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:27pm

on 12/20/04 at 18:24:18, Jonny wrote:
Just wait till PB Joe gets here ;;D


lol!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:38pm
[smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif]


That should do it for the women he has pissed off here.


           Linda

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by E-Double on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:43pm

on 12/20/04 at 18:19:50, cschick wrote:
...... - I likes a little meat on my menses.........



EEEEEWWWW [smiley=laugh.gif]

I know you meant something else.......


Eric (usually mature but that brought me back to grade school LOL)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by becky8 on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:44pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:53:40, marlin wrote:
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter?
Handsome/average/doesn't matter?
Stout/slim/doesn't matter?
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter?
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter?
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter?
Older/younger/doesn't matter?
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter?
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter?
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter?
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter?

OK... add extra if you like....

Very very very Rich
Super super handsome
Trim muscles perfect abs
Totally bald Everywhere
Virgin
Been around the world
About 80 or 90
Remember he's bald
got thru 8th grade
so funny he be on Jay Leno
does nothing but prays
Waits on me hand and foot

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:46pm
C'MON!!!!  So far the only thing I've learned is that you ladies aren't too picky.  It's your big chance to influence ole' marlin. Say something useful.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:47pm
Linda ...I think he needs a few more...
[smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif]
That'll do it... ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Rock_Lobster on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:48pm

on 12/20/04 at 18:47:00, nani wrote:
Linda ...I think he needs a few more...
[smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif]
That'll do it... ;;D


Here... use this one nani...

http://www.geocities.com/amish_elite/owned.gif

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jonny on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:51pm
Damn!!...The patriots ought to sign granny....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 20th, 2004, 6:52pm
LMAO Wrock!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:00pm

Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Linda ...I think he needs a few more...
   
That'll do it...  



 If we bashed him up-the-side-o-his head....we would not get him to understand.    sigh..........


O.K. ladies....tell him more as I'm   sure you have opinions on this.  


Linda

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Melissa on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:02pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:53:40, marlin wrote:
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter? financially comfortable
Handsome/average/doesn't matter? pleasant to look at (where I'm not wanting to throw up)Stout/slim/doesn't matter? don't matter
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter? doesn't matter
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter? doesn't matter
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter? don't matter
Older/younger/doesn't matter? don't matter
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter? don't matter
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter? doesn't have to be a college grad, and like Linda said, if he flunked out, i wanna know whySense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? both
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter? no extremes, timing is everything
OK... add extra if you like....


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by catlind on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:26pm
What features make up a good catch?  

http://members.cox.net/clind/ClarkCath01.jpg

I married him 6 years ago and it feels more like 6 weeks.  He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he makes me angry, he brings joy and love to my life.  He remembers to be my best friend, not just my husband.  He supports me unconditionally, and he will kick me in the ass when I need it.  He's not afraid to challenge me, mentally and spiritually.  He accepts me for who I am, and never tries to change me into something he thinks I should be.  He's extremely intelligent, compassionate without compromising his masculinity.  He is strong but isn't afraid to show me when he's weak.   He embodies the value and ideals in a mirror image of myself.  He's travelled the world, and he's seen and suffered things no person should see or suffer, and yet he's kept his sense of life.   And most importantly, without question, the best feature is that he has integrity.

I'm the luckiest lady in the world as far as I'm concerned.  I have met and married the perfect man for me.

There is only one other man that I know that I value as much as my husband, and sadly, my father passed away in 2000.

Cat

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:29pm
Cat - what  a wonderful tribute to your husband.  Can ya clone him? ;) and then add a few years while you're at it!

He sounds like a great guy.

Carol

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Melissa on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:33pm

on 12/20/04 at 19:26:41, catlind wrote:
I married him 6 years ago and it feels more like 6 weeks.  He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he makes me angry, he brings joy and love to my life.  He remembers to be my best friend, not just my husband.  He supports me unconditionally, and he will kick me in the ass when I need it.  He's not afraid to challenge me, mentally and spiritually.  He accepts me for who I am, and never tries to change me into something he thinks I should be.  He's extremely intelligent, compassionate without compromising his masculinity.  He is strong but isn't afraid to show me when he's weak.   He embodies the value and ideals in a mirror image of myself.  And most importantly, without question, the best feature is that he has integrity.

I'm the luckiest lady in the world as far as I'm concerned.  I have met and married the perfect man for me.

Cat

yeah, what she said, only it'll be 7 yrs for hubby and myself next month.  we've been together for 11 years, and I still love him with a passion...

mel

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:47pm
did you see what these women posted Marlin?



What we want....what Cat and I said.


and what we get GET...........is YOU!!!!!!!!!! ::)



no  wonder you're not getting any.

I's because you have not tuned into us.  Into  your wife.

We don't need diamonds and furs and etc..... We need YOU to be there for us.  Unconditionally and forever/.

And then we'll be there for you.

Linda

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jimi on Dec 20th, 2004, 7:55pm
         You go Linda............and you especially deserve better than what you seems to be getting lately.


            ((((((HUGS))))))

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:01pm

Thank you  Jimi.       [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]


   I hope you and your family have a nice Holiday.


  Give your beautiful wife a hug from me.   Linda


           

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:09pm
Girls - have you ever noticed that those who get the least - seem to need to discuss it the most.  It's a little pitiful when you think of it. ;)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Luke63 on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:28pm
Can I answer the questions being I'm a gay male?????  ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jonny on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:29pm

on 12/20/04 at 20:28:08, Luke63 wrote:
Can I answer the questions being I'm a gay male?????  ;;D


Shit Luke, I thought PB Joe would be by before you.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:46pm

on 12/20/04 at 20:28:08, Luke63 wrote:
Can I answer the questions being I'm a gay male?????  ;;D

Sure!  I'll bet it'll be a lot more entertaining and more insightful than the poor showing we've gotten from the ladies so far.  Let's hear it!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jonny on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:49pm

on 12/20/04 at 20:46:55, marlin wrote:
Sure!  I'll bet it'll be a lot more entertaining and more insightful than the poor showing we've gotten from the ladies so far.  Let's hear it!


Seems to me the "poor showing" is on your part dude ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:51pm
Marlin - what is it that's missing from your life that seems to make you want to know all about life on the female side of things?  Hmmmmm - a little curious wouldn't you say?

Perhaps you should check with your better half to see what she believes you're missing!  Might be surprising.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 20th, 2004, 8:55pm

on 12/20/04 at 20:51:50, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Marlin - what is it that's missing from your life that seems to make you want to know all about life on the female side of things?  Hmmmmm - a little curious wouldn't you say?

Perhaps you should check with your better half to see what she believes you're missing!  Might be surprising.

Now that deserves 1st prize so far.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Leesa on Dec 20th, 2004, 10:05pm
Cat, great way to put it hun. BRAVO!!  ;;D

Okay here goes from this gal...............

I am blessed to be married to my soul mate. Dave is loyal, loving, HONEST, hard working, good looking, warm, makes me LMAO when I want to cry, gets mad WITH me over stuff, makes me rage with anger, shows me he loves me for me. He only wants the best for me and of me as I do from him and I get the best everyday. I give him my best everyday and he does the same for me. Hes my best friend. He's everything I ever wanted, needed or desired in one package! Dave and I just got married in July, and yet we have been together for 4 yrs. Every day its new and exciting all over again. Its NEVER EVER boring!!  ;)
Ya know money can buy you lots of THINGS but it will never buy you TRUE happiness.  Looks fade but TRUE love will over come everything you throw at it!!
Leesa, whos a happy camper  ;;D

PS: Marlin, have you ever ASKED your better half what SHE wants from you?? Neat thing, TALKING is it works wonders when your clueless dear. Give it shot you may find ya like it.  ;)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Ree on Dec 20th, 2004, 10:27pm
  Ree's choice... NO Cops, NO hairdressers and NO bartenders... those all hold the red flag to me.  They all have big ego's and groupies... and be sure he likes his mother... My first hubby had mom issues and every woman had to suffer because his mom was a bi-otch.... Dave on the other hand is very nurturing and loves his mother dearly... If a guy loves his mother he will love his wife.  It was one of the things I loved about him when I met him and now that she is ill I can see it tearing him to pieces... I love a guy with feelings BUT~ physically he has to have rough hands... like he uses them... watching a man do physical work like chopping wood turns me on...    ree

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Cathi04 on Dec 20th, 2004, 10:30pm
Marlin.that is all superficial stuff... means soo much nothing, in my opinion.
I may not have a right to speak from experience, only been married 31 yrs..
BUT......
This is why I married the man I did.....
My husband has a heart..........he listens and responds..he is sensitive..knows it's ok for a man to cry sometimes. He is smart and  has a marvelous sense of humor, and I genuinely LIKE him....as well as the love I have for him. He never expects more from me than he is willing to give of himself. He's honorable, honest and he loves his family enough to stand by them waiting to help, but NOT doing it....ready to catch., but never chastising..willing to listen...and speak only when I am all out of words....tender, caring.....we stand together-always, members of our own team,and we are unbeatable!!!
Oh, and TRUST!!! We trust each other implicity!
Marlin, the things you mentioned are things anyone can "get".........and it all shows on the outside....the REAL value is hidden on the inside.....and I am not sure you know where to look.
Oh, and he likes me... He really, really likes me.......I would go so far as to say he loves me....what say YOU, Marlin?
Keep trying.....can't hurt............. might help! You might become a man some day! ;)
Cathi-who will probably be adding to this post a lot.........

Back again..I realize.. there are many women out there who could teach you to dance... but NOONE...that's NOONE..can help you hear the music.

Title: Catch anything lately?
Post by Mr. Happy on Dec 20th, 2004, 10:34pm
Not sure what the future Ex sees in me, but I'm not stupid enough to ask any questions. Wowsers. You wimmenfolk sure have gotten persnickty over the last 3 decades. I sure miss the days when $20, a bottle of Bordeaux and an award winning smile made great inroads towards disgusting, cheap sex with NO committments.

No wonder y'all get headaches,
RJ

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Redd715 on Dec 20th, 2004, 10:35pm
:-X

Only becuase the question was asked byy marlin, and he deserves a  [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] [smiley=bash.gif] to infinity...

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by cootie on Dec 20th, 2004, 11:00pm
One turnoff is men named after fish......I like men with hair where it should be verses everywhere else in groves like a primate. No knuckle dragging please. Gotta love to have fun and be spontaneous. Beer is good. And anyone that can put up with me and my moodyness is a REAL MAN. Hey....I got gekco's for Xmas Pam

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Mr. Happy on Dec 20th, 2004, 11:08pm

on 12/20/04 at 23:00:59, cootie wrote:
One turnoff is men named after fish......

Oh. Coot......yer killing me. Oh. .....like....what....Bass? Sturgeon? Weakfish? Walleye? Marlin?
Shit. OK, now I get it.....the marlin thing.


on 12/20/04 at 23:00:59, cootie wrote:
I like men with hair where it should be verses everywhere else in groves like a primate.

STOP. Coot. Yer killing me here...........

And you say it with such a straight face,
RJ

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Charlie on Dec 20th, 2004, 11:40pm
First, for Vig:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/POPCORN 2.gif

I know I'm going to take a beating.....please.  :o
but will someone tell me what Marlin wrote that's
gotten him in such troublez? I'm not referring to his posts on this thread.  

I must have missed it. I just haven't been able to keep up.

Fire away

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/beg.gif



Title: Re: Catch anything lately?
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:02am

on 12/20/04 at 22:34:38, Mr. Happy wrote:
Not sure what the future Ex sees in me, but I'm not stupid enough to ask any questions.

;;D  ;;D    



Quote:
I sure miss the days when $20, a bottle of Bordeaux and an award winning smile made great inroads towards disgusting, cheap sex with NO committments.
 Just plain f*cking class Hap!   ;;D

Lucky.  Wish you were my older brother, I would have gotten a clue.

I had $10.00, Annie Green Springs(but needed three bottles  ;))and a Pinto (yellow!).  

Thanks for sharing... NOW!


Kevin M



Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:17am

on 12/20/04 at 23:40:56, Charlie wrote:
First, for Vig:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/POPCORN 2.gif

I know I'm going to take a beating.....please.  :o
but will someone tell me what Marlin wrote that's
gotten him in such troublez? I'm not referring to his posts on this thread.  

I must have missed it. I just haven't been able to keep up.

Fire away

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/beg.gif

I know!  These ladies behave like one of those pull-toys I had when I was a kid.  I pull and I get a predictable respose. Simple.  They hate it when I do the pulling.  They think that's a womans's job.  Where's those ACLU dopes when they could do some good.  Equal rights for men.  We get to pull too LMFAO!!!!!!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Apple on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:28am
Not sure what order...but these are the absolute necessities:
1) Really, really, really loves you
2) Loyal
3) Honest
4) Hard working
5) Caring and considerate/never violent
6) Has a good sense of humor
7) Intelligent
8) Good grooming
9) Very stable emotionally
(1-9 are imperative)

Next in line (these are very important):
9)  Good looks/sexual attraction
10) A good education or concrete plans to get one
11) Lots of motivation
12) Plans for the future
13) Generous with you, but does not throw money away
14) A good listener and friend.

How's that? Tall order, I guess.
I think I just described my hubby!!! LOL!


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Tiannia on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:33am
Your experience....

Rich/broke/doesn't matter? Pay the bills dont care if we have extra. Hell Shaun and I where happier at times when we made a lot less money and had to just get by. Now we get by and have a lot more toys, and more frustrated cause we dont have extra money.

Handsome/average/doesn't matter? Used to care a lot about looks. Now I just love the fact that he is proud to have me on his arm. It is nice to have guys stop ad take a second look.  Besides pretty biys where usually really superficial and you never got to know them.  I like a man with confidence

Stout/slim/doesn't matter? Got to have some meat on thier bones. Dont want an elbow through my ribcage when we are having "grownup time"  ;)

bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter? Never really cared. My best friend has longer hair then me and I love to mess with his har, my husband keeps his shaved. Whatever makes them confortable.

Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter?  He was ex football player and ex army - lots of other women (used to make me self-consious but now I like the fact that no matter what I can do things that makes him forget about all of the others.  ;;D


Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter? I like the traveled all over the world. We can have great converstaion about how the culters are different in the of the places that both of us have been.  He is still down to earht as well. Dont want a ken doll.


Older/younger/doesn't matter? Like someone else said I dont want to babysit / but I dont want to change his diapers either. SHuan is actually 16 days younger them me.


Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter? Dont care as long as it is not pink or green or something like that.

College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter? Education does nt always come from school.  I know lots of people who graduated from college and dont know their ass from a hole inthe ground, but they can tell you what is on page 493 of X text book.  I like a well educated man with good common sense.

Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? OMFG give me a break.  Humor is needed, but there are times when serious has to happe. A good man knows when that is.

Party animal/religious/doesn't matter? Considering we are Pagan, this is a tough queston to answer. Because we are both religious but it is more of a way of life.  Used to party a lot, but dont really get off on that anymore.

-Tia

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Tiannia on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:36am

on 12/21/04 at 00:17:50, marlin wrote:
I know!  These ladies behave like one of those pull-toys I had when I was a kid.  I pull and I get a predictable respose. Simple.  They hate it when I do the pulling.  They think that's a womans's job.  Where's those ACLU dopes when they could do some good.  Equal rights for men.  We get to pull too LMFAO!!!!!!


Marlin,  I doubt that anyone has ever called me predictable.  You can ask a couple of peopleon the board about that.  But you I would love takeing off at the knees and watch you flop. The problem is that you honestly think that you are on charge with these posts and most of the itme you are avoiding what you are being asked.  So if anyone is behaving in a sterio typical way it is you.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 21st, 2004, 1:07am

Quote:
I had $10.00, Annie Green Springs(but three bottles   )and a Pinto (yellow!).    


Oh yes...Annie Green Springs...those would've been enough for me to put out in 1973, Kev... ;)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Bandette74 on Dec 21st, 2004, 2:00am
here goes:

money matters--established and responsible professional

looks matter in that he must care about how he looks (do the best with what ya got and be comfortable with it)

intelligence extremely important (college grad almost necessary or something close)

level-headed--not a fan of drama kings

sex--be interested in more than just getting your rocks off

wit, charm, manners, self-confident, etc.

kindness, genuine, thoughtful

#1 i need to truly respect and admire you before i can fall in love
----------------------------------

now, having said that, i also have to say that i am single, but i have been truly blessed with wonderful men in my life, and many fit all or most of the descriptions listed. some of these descriptions are more shallow than others, but not all of me is "deep". i live a certain lifestyle, and it's important for me to be with someone who's comfortable in that lifestyle, or we'll both be miserable.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by BobG on Dec 21st, 2004, 4:04am
I can’t tell you what women want in a man. There is so many of them and they all have different ideas, wants and needs.

But, I can tell you what they don’t want in a man.

They don’t want a man that is so insecure with himself that he has to insult others to make himself feel better.

They don’t want a man the thinks all women (except his mother) are to be used and abused.

They don’t want a man that was probably breast fed until the age of 5 by an insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that wasn’t potty trained until the age of 5 by the insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that was raised by an abusive father that teaches his son that women are only on this earth to be used and thrown away.

They don’t want a man that, no matter what a conversation is about he will turn it into an argument about himself and how great he (mistakenly) thinks he is.

This could go on and on so I’ll stop with just one more.

They don’t want a man that will go to a Clusterheadache message board and ask personal questions about their love life and then insult them with his attitude that they would all be better off if they just submitted to his perverted thinking.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 21st, 2004, 5:26am

on 12/21/04 at 04:04:23, BobG wrote:
I can’t tell you what women want in a man. There is so many of them and they all have different ideas, wants and needs.

But, I can tell you what they don’t want in a man.

They don’t want a man that is so insecure with himself that he has to insult others to make himself feel better.

They don’t want a man the thinks all women (except his mother) are to be used and abused.

They don’t want a man that was probably breast fed until the age of 5 by an insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that wasn’t potty trained until the age of 5 by the insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that was raised by an abusive father that teaches his son that women are only on this earth to be used and thrown away.

They don’t want a man that, no matter what a conversation is about he will turn it into an argument about himself and how great he (mistakenly) thinks he is.

This could go on and on so I’ll stop with just one more.

They don’t want a man that will go to a Clusterheadache message board and ask personal questions about their love life and then insult them with his attitude that they would all be better off if they just submitted to his perverted thinking.



Real Men were invented in Vegas...

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 9:46am
I'll second that Donna.. Bob you are a star! [smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 21st, 2004, 9:58am
Rich/broke/doesn't matter? Has a job and can support himself, is not foolish w/his $$
Handsome/average/doesn't matter? handsome in my eyes
Stout/slim/doesn't matter? does not matter
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter? used to like the Steven Tyler type, but Im not picky
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter? what he did in his past is his own business
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter? travelor is nice, shows hes not afraid to leave home
Older/younger/doesn't matter? prefer older, only because younger guys can be too immature, for me anyways
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter? does not matter
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter? can't be a moron, must have common sense
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? sense of humor YES!!! But must know when to be serious as well
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter? Im not into the born again christian type, but thats just me. I like a guy that can party, but not go overboard

Just my  [smiley=twocents.gif]

B

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:25am
What is good in a relationship is when both parties are complete within themselves, not hanging unrealistic expectations on each other, cooperating and working as a team for the good of the relationship, and holding each other's dreams sacred. When both parties in the relationship trust each other implicitly, and the relationship itself is based on a deep and abiding friendship that continues to grow and deepen through the years. Romance comes and goes. Sex, health, prosperity, joy, grief... These all come and go. There are times of closeness and there are times of distance. A deep and true friendship and mutual respect, taking care to keep from taking each other for granted: These are the things that hold a relationship together through thick and thin.

My tuppence worth....

-Frank

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by becky8 on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:28am
Frank,
Will you marry me?   Oh, thats right you're already married, all I can say is LUCKY GIRL!!!!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Langa on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:28am

on 12/21/04 at 10:25:07, Jeepgun wrote:
What is good in a relationship is when both parties are complete within themselves, not hanging unrealistic expectations on each other, cooperating and working as a team for the good of the relationship, and holding each other's dreams sacred. When both parties in the relationship trust each other implicitly, and the relationship itself is based on a deep and abiding friendship that continues to grow and deepen through the years. Romance comes and goes. Sex, health, prosperity, joy, grief... These all come and go. There are times of closeness and there are times of distance. A deep and true friendship and mutual respect, taking care to keep from taking each other for granted: These are the things that hold a relationship together through thick and thin.

My tuppence worth....

-Frank


nuff said!

Langa

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Bandette74 on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:29am

on 12/21/04 at 10:25:07, Jeepgun wrote:
What is good in a relationship is when both parties are complete within themselves, not hanging unrealistic expectations on each other, cooperating and working as a team for the good of the relationship, and holding each other's dreams sacred. When both parties in the relationship trust each other implicitly, and the relationship itself is based on a deep and abiding friendship that continues to grow and deepen through the years. Romance comes and goes. Sex, health, prosperity, joy, grief... These all come and go. There are times of closeness and there are times of distance. A deep and true friendship and mutual respect, taking care to keep from taking each other for granted: These are the things that hold a relationship together through thick and thin.

My tuppence worth....

-Frank


well said.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Langa on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:31am

on 12/21/04 at 10:28:15, becky8 wrote:
Frank,
Will you marry me?   Oh, thats right you're already married, all I can say is LUCKY GIRL!!!!


Maybe he has brothers???   ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:32am
Well, now that Becky8 has gone and made me blush...  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Redd715 on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:40am

on 12/21/04 at 10:32:42, Jeepgun wrote:
Well, now that Becky8 has gone and made me blush...  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hug.gif]



She'd have to fight PB Joe for ya though...right Frank? ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:43am
LOL! Where's that guy been, lately?  [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:13am
Good lord you people!  The only one on this thread with even a shred of sense is Mr Happy.

Happy, Will you marry me after your future ex is done with you and gets half of everything you own?

LMFAO!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:25am
Whatever, Marlin. Have you always been a social retard, or is this a fairly recent development since your arrival to CH.com? ::)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Mr. Happy on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:18pm

on 12/21/04 at 11:13:16, marlin wrote:
The only one on this thread with even a shred of sense is Mr Happy.

Don't hang on to my life vest, you fucking nit wit. The damned thing is already loaded with 50% lead. You want to go mess with these HOB's, then you're on your own. I got better stuff to do, not to mention the lead thing. Shit.
How'd things come to this, not that I care.

Talk to me, Chaz....
RJ

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:27pm



Sheet Randy...........


You are  making me lmao.


  Randy for President in 2008


   [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Redd715 on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:38pm
Guess the guy likes to take a beating from the women AND the men.  

Linda Sis...

his bulb isn't dim, it's bloody burned out. ;)

edit:my bad typo's


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by eddie on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:59pm
i am eddie's wife and i will tell you what makes a good man. when i came home from work today my husband
had washed and dried clothes, made my tea, cooked
a great dinner and had the house cleaned up...
he did all of this with these terrible headaches that never seem to let up. he is such a great husband and
i always feel really bad that he sufferes so much
this cluster shit is a real bitch.
i really believe that all you need in a man is someone who undestands your needs and cares enough to help you with everything. my wonderful husband even loves
my kid's and treats them better than their own dad
eddie's wife pam i love you eddie merry christmas!!!
merry christmas everyone!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 21st, 2004, 9:13pm
Eddie - seems to me you're a pretty lucky guy.  Your wife sounds like a sweetheart.

Merry Christmas back to you as well Pam and to your family as well.

Carol

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by eddie on Dec 21st, 2004, 9:20pm
merry christmas to you too carol.
pam

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by vig on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:37pm
How cool is that Eddie!!!!

Merry CHristmas to both of you.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Charlie on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:00pm
I really hate you Frank.  

You ruined for the rest of us degenerates.   :o

MOC  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/snoball.gif

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by cootie on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28pm
Cool there's anuther Pam in here. Notta pull toy but a 'crab in the box' Pam  8)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by don on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:29pm

Quote:
What features make up a good catch


Long and sleek
Knows when to push, knows when to pull
Thick in the right places
Takes 40 minutes to finish
36" long and good eating

(Striper fishing in New England)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:03am
[smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by TxBasslady on Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:32am
Well...I never was into analyzing...I'm damn happy with the one I got!      ;;D

He gave me a top of the line bass boat, and a Z-71 to tow it with.     8)

Geez....what else could a girl want    [smiley=huh.gif]

.....now, if I could just find a way to get rid of these fuckin' clusters.....I'd be set!   ;;D


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:30am
ROFL, Charlie! Long term relationships require a lot.

Don't get me started on the requirements for a cheap sweaty game of "hide the pickle."  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by becky8 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 9:46am
Eddie,
You're BOTH amazing people, and I love you both!! Merry,Merry Christmas!!!!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:32am
MY experience....

ABSOLUTELY necessary:
honesty
integrity
intelligence
sense of humor
quick and true smile
heterosexual


Rich/broke/doesn't matter? I just don't want to have to support him....

Handsome/average/doesn't matter? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The physically ugliest man can become beautiful because of a great personality and the way he treats people, and the best looking man can become ugly from a horrid personality or the way he treats people.

Stout/slim/doesn't matter? No preference

bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter? No preference

Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter? Not TOO many women.... too much risk of diseases then...

Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter? Either one, or somewhere in between

Older/younger/doesn't matter? Old enough.... but not more than 10 years younger than my father

Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter? I prefer dark hair, but it doesn't matter

College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter? Intelligence is all that matters.

Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? Sense of humor - normal, wicked, wry....

Party animal/religious/doesn't matter? In between

OK... add extra if you like....

prefer no beard or mustache - goatee is okay

as for the "male appendage" - definite necessity
 :-X

And the must-not-haves - BobG is absolutely right!

on 12/21/04 at 04:04:23, BobG wrote:
I can’t tell you what women want in a man. There is so many of them and they all have different ideas, wants and needs.

But, I can tell you what they don’t want in a man.

They don’t want a man that is so insecure with himself that he has to insult others to make himself feel better.

They don’t want a man the thinks all women (except his mother) are to be used and abused.

They don’t want a man that was probably breast fed until the age of 5 by an insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that wasn’t potty trained until the age of 5 by the insecure mother.

They don’t want a man that was raised by an abusive father that teaches his son that women are only on this earth to be used and thrown away.

They don’t want a man that, no matter what a conversation is about he will turn it into an argument about himself and how great he (mistakenly) thinks he is.

This could go on and on so I’ll stop with just one more.

They don’t want a man that will go to a Clusterheadache message board and ask personal questions about their love life and then insult them with his attitude that they would all be better off if they just submitted to his perverted thinking.


Lizzie

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:11am
One thing I find odd about all the responses...  Seems to contradict the theme of the female pic-o-the-day posts and the strategy of the ENTIRE ADVERTISING AND MEDIA INDUSTRY.

marlin thinks none of you are being entirely honest or I simply didn't word this thing correctly...

anyhow, thanks for playing :)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by john_d on Dec 22nd, 2004, 1:50pm
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

-Oscar Wilde


Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 1:53pm

Quote:
marlin thinks none of you are being entirely honest or I simply didn't word this thing correctly...


marlin refers to himself in the third person, now...how haughty....it's those delusions of grandeur again...

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 2:55pm

on 12/22/04 at 13:53:15, nani wrote:
marlin refers to himself in the third person, now...how haughty....it's those delusions of grandeur again...

If you keep it up marlin won't be letting you hump his leg in Dallas ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by TomM on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:06pm

on 12/22/04 at 14:55:33, marlin wrote:
If you keep it up marlin won't be letting you hump his leg in Dallas ;;D
Shit! Another dream shot to hell during the Christmas season. Thanx!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:15pm

on 12/22/04 at 11:11:54, marlin wrote:
One thing I find odd about all the responses...  Seems to contradict the theme of the female pic-o-the-day posts and the strategy of the ENTIRE ADVERTISING AND MEDIA INDUSTRY.

marlin thinks none of you are being entirely honest or I simply didn't word this thing correctly...

anyhow, thanks for playing :)




elizabeth thinks marlin just doesn't get it....

elizabeth doesn't think any/many of the women here would want to be with one of the pics-of-the-day if he didn't have the traits/qualities that we find necessary....

perhaps marlin is merely deluded?

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:27pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:15:45, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
elizabeth thinks marlin just doesn't get it....
...perhaps marlin is merely deluded?

perhaps and perhaps.
So I have thing illegal Mexican that cleans up my yard.  Nice guy! Nicer than any of your characterizations - EASY. I pay him $15/hr even though he always asks for $8 because he works hard and I really like him. I want him to have some damned $$$$$$$$.  He's homely as all hell, I don't know if he sleeps inside and he smells a little.  Interested?

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:44pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:27:11, marlin wrote:
perhaps and perhaps.
So I have thing illegal Mexican that cleans up my yard.  Nice guy! Nicer than any of your characterizations - EASY. I pay him $15/hr even though he always asks for $8 because he works hard and I really like him. I want him to have some damned $$$$$$$$.  He's homely as all hell, I don't know if he sleeps inside and he smells a little.  Interested?



Hmmmm.... Wisconsin and Arizona... kinda far away, ain't it? :-/  It can be worth it for the right person, but not for finding the right person..... ::)

Guess I should have added that he needs to be close enough to actually date on a semi-regular basis....  

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Redd715 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:48pm
(pssssst...........Liz.........isn't marlin just like one of those nasty scabs?  You know you should leave it alone but you can't help but pick at it?)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:52pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:44:28, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
Hmmmm.... Wisconsin and Arizona... kinda far away, ain't it? :-/  It can be worth it for the right person, but not for finding the right person..... ::)

Guess I should have added that he needs to be close enough to actually date on a semi-regular basis....  

Sure.  Hey, maybe he has a cousin or brother in your neck-o-the-woods.  I can check if you like....

Get my point about being "entirely honest" dear?  A lot more complicated and there is a physical attraction component that all of you sped past so you could appear above all that stuff.  Just not the case. I know plenty of homely guys that never got a second look and it's not because they were mean-spirited axe murderers.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Bethany1 on Dec 22nd, 2004, 3:54pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:48:26, Redd715 wrote:
(pssssst...........Liz.........isn't marlin just like one of those nasty scabs?  You know you should leave it alone but you can't help but pick at it?)

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]



Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:47pm

on 12/22/04 at 15:52:49, marlin wrote:
Get my point about being "entirely honest" dear?  A lot more complicated and there is a physical attraction component that all of you sped past so you could appear above all that stuff.  Just not the case. I know plenty of homely guys that never got a second look and it's not because they were mean-spirited axe murderers.


Of course there is a physical element. I have been out with plenty of plug ugly guys who still had that twinkle in their eyes from where their personality shone through. Yes you do look at a chap and think "phwoarr!"... same as men do if they see a pretty girl. Just 'cos you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu. But at the end of the day looks are only window dressing and if you don't have the back up of personality then you don't have the tools for a relationship.. other than a one night type!
If you know homely guys who never got a second look then maybe its because they didn't have the personality to attract or maybe they were TOO nice.. no one wants a doormat.

My experience? Sense of humour is paramount. Intelligent - able to have a bloody good argument over anything from politics to music! Everything else you mentioned isn't relevant to what would attract me to a bloke. I like people I'm comfy with, too successful or rich or stuff like that would make me uneasy so it wouldn't work for me.. but thats me! One of natures scruffs!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 4:55pm

on 12/22/04 at 16:47:27, LeLimey wrote:
no one wants a doormat.

C'mon in! Just don't rub your shoes too hard, it hurts. Don't take em off and leave em sitting on top of me either. I don't like the smell.

Finally... a partly honest answer. Of course... on all of that stuff. Despite what you may think I'm not a total dope.  But somehow you have to get off square 1.

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2004, 5:01pm
You are no doormat Marlin. I meant a "yes dear" man
and that is how I feel ( the rest of it) and if you don't like it.. BITE ME! ( I've been longing to say that for ages!)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Sean_C on Dec 22nd, 2004, 6:52pm

on 12/20/04 at 17:53:40, marlin wrote:
My wifes experience....according to Barbara

Rich/broke/doesn't matter? She says Rich..............I say she lies cause I ain't LMAOHandsome/average/doesn't matter? She says doesn't matter because she picked Rich, she says if he's Rich and good looking he's probably got an attidude and thats a turnoff...........I'm not good looking so she's done good there but I still have an attitude ;;D
Stout/slim/doesn't matter? She says Slim..................I used to be LMAO
bald/lots of hair/doesn't matter? She says doesn't matter...........................I have hair
Experienced relationships (sex etc) w/lots of women/few/doesn't matter? She says few, if there's lots of experience they're probably a cheater.......................I plead the fifth, she's watching me type ;;D
Traveled all over the world.../country bumpkin/doesn't matter? She says well traveled.....................Hmm I've been to New Hampshire ;;D
Older/younger/doesn't matter? She says Older................Thats me
Dark hair/light hair/doesn't matter? She says Dark.................Thats me
College grad/flunked out/doesn't matter? She says if he's Rich it doesn't matter ;;D
Sense of humor/serious/doesn't matter? She says sense of humour ;;D
Party animal/religious/doesn't matter? She says she likes a man who likes to have a few after Mass ;;D

OK... add extra if you like....She says big turnoff are people named after fish too Coots, and couch potatoes ;;D Turn ons are men who have clusterheadaches ;;D



Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 6:56pm
Sean, Tell you wife she wins!  Outstanding job.  You have a sensible woman for as long as it lasts (I think you need to win the lottery).

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Sean_C on Dec 22nd, 2004, 7:05pm

on 12/22/04 at 18:56:37, marlin wrote:
Sean, Tell you wife she wins!  Outstanding job.  You have a sensible woman for as long as it lasts (I think you need to win the lottery).


LMAO I say if she leaves whats half of nothing ;;D She says we're not rich in material but rich in love ;;D I say she said that cause I'm the one typing it and christmas is in a few days ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Sean_C on Dec 22nd, 2004, 7:07pm
Before I forget she said huge turn-ons are guys that go on www.clusterheadaches.com from the time they get home from work till they go to bed ;;D........................she's politely correcting me ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 22nd, 2004, 7:43pm
I'm surprised she's not politely booting your backside! ;;D

Smart lady you've got there Sean - play your cards right and she just might decide she likes you enough to stick around for 50 or 60 more years.

Carol

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Sean_C on Dec 22nd, 2004, 7:53pm

on 12/22/04 at 19:43:18, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
I'm surprised she's not politely booting your backside! ;;D

Smart lady you've got there Sean - play your cards right and she just might decide she likes you enough to stick around for 50 or 60 more years.

Carol


Sounds like a life sentence maa;;D

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:08pm

Quote:
Sounds like a life sentence maa


Sean, I like you sweetie.  :)  If you start sounding like marlin, I shall have to slap you silly.  ;)

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Kirk on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:17pm
After wasting 30 minutes reading this thread.
I think I know the perfect guy for the ladies.
http://www.smsmania.it/fotostrane/yoda-art.jpg

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Not4Hire on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:32pm
Kirk...you bastard!

You posted my photo without Lucy The Sheep....she is PISSED!!! .....now I won't get any tonight.

jerk!

Title: Re: Ladies: What features make up a good catch (ma
Post by Kirk on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:41pm
This a little better Not4?
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/starwars3.jpg



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