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(Message started by: LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:59am)
Title: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 10:59am
You know what its like when you chat to people online but you haven't got a clue what they look like or anything?
Well I have this mental image of Marlin and I think its time to share it with you .. see if any of you agree or want to change stuff!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Well I think he is about 5' 3" tall with about a 28" pigeon chest. He has milk white skin (from never going outside) big yellow-headed spots and milk bottle glasses over watery pale blue eyes. (Who said Gollum?)

Greasy black hair with a left side parting, slicked down to his head but curling a liitle bit over his collar from where it needs a cut. (Mummy has been a bit busy!)

Luckily his ears protrude a bit which helps keep his glasses on but he does have a rather nasty habit of picking at his ear wax and sniffing it.. [smiley=eek5.gif]

He usually wears a mustard yellow nylon shirt with a big ole round collar and those huge cuffs with six buttons. (Mummy likes them because they drip dry and don't need ironing! ;) ) He has a nice knitted tank top in a yellow, green and orange fair isle pattern and he wears high waisted blue polyester ankle swinging trousers over white socks and brown sandals. He has a green velvet jacket with wide lapels and a CND badge.
He shuffles as he walks.

He is heavily into those old dungeon and dragons role playing books and since discovering role playing games on the internet his life has just taken off. He is now Darko the All Powerful and dreams of Lara Croft :o

Oh and his real name is Cedric.

Well what do you think? How did I do?! Only teasing Marlin.. thought you could take it! ;) ;)
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Redd715 on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:13am
These come more to mind.....

http://www.solsup.com.au/images/beergut.jpg

http://www.dayoopers.com/SCHOOL/bella01.jpg
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:15am
eeewwwww.. I'm sorry Redd. These are NOT up to your usual standards! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Redd715 on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:17am

on 12/21/04 at 11:15:39, LeLimey wrote:
eeewwwww.. I'm sorry Redd. These are NOT up to your usual standards! [smiley=laugh.gif]



we WERE talking Marlin right? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:18am
Yeah okay I take your point... BUT!!
(Yep, always a BUT(T) in a post about Marlon!)
I only made you THINK it.. you made us SEE it!!!
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by karma on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:23am
British humour or just mean?
Yea Marlin's got a good sense of humour and can probably take but why should he have to?
I'm gonna vent for a moment so bear with me please.
    If you tell someone to STFU or otherwise pound them into the ground you can put as many  ;;D as you want, your still telling them to STFU or pounding them into the ground.
    Doesn't work that way for me.
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by nani on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28am

Quote:
Doesn't work that way for me.


But that is how it works for marlin. He has slammed women every which way with a  ;;D at the end. You reap what you sow?

And you should know, hun...karma is a bitch. ( ;;D)
 Not you, sweetie...the real kind. :)
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28am
It wasn't meant to be mean and I wrote it thinking it was very much Marlins sense of humour. I didn't mean to offend him, you or anyone else and I'm sorry if I have
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by becky8 on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:39am
You know what you're right! I wasn't going to reply because no matter my feelings about someone I would never attack the way they look or the way I think they might look.BUT..........having said that Marlin is probably laughing his ass off at this thread and shaking his head and most all PLANNING HIS NEXT THREAD! I will lighten up and Marlin I hope you know shes was having fun!! :-*
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by karma on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:44am
LeLimey,
    No offense taken. I wasn't picking on you I just hate to see liberties taken on a faceless message board that wouldn't otherwise be taken.
And btw you girls gotta admit one thing.
The guy is on your mind.
Hes' winning!
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by marlin on Dec 21st, 2004, 1:04pm
Oooooo finally got to this one!  Nice!  You're really hurtin my feelings.. NOT!!!!

OK, the mental image is a little off, sorry.  Not movie star material and admittedly, the luster is off the stone a little after all these years of partial neglect, but I'm happy to say I don't fit any of those pics.

Not much body hair and my gut's not that big.  Still feature a full head-o-hair. Around 175 (look better @165), 5-11, dark (not african my Hungarian genes)... perhaps I'll post a pic, if you BEG enough LMFAO!!!

BTW, karma's got a lot more sense than the rest of the herd.
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by becky8 on Dec 21st, 2004, 2:06pm
And its BACK!!!  ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jonny on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:26pm
Hmmmmmm  ;)
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by don on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:54pm

Quote:
Doesn't work that way for me.


Looks like its going to be a tough spin around the old MB for you then.


Quote:
I didn't mean to offend him,


How do you know you did?


Quote:
I just hate to see liberties taken on a faceless message board that wouldn't otherwise be taken.


You just took the liberty to decide that Limey is wrong and Marlin is offended.
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jonny on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:58pm

on 12/21/04 at 11:23:15, karma wrote:
.If you tell someone to STFU or otherwise pound them into the ground you can put as many  ;;D as you want, your still telling them to STFU or pounding them into the ground.
    Doesn't work that way for me.


Shut the fuck up!! ;;D

Faceless?.....have you checked Bob P's pic page or all the pics that are posted here?......STFU!!!!
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Ree on Dec 21st, 2004, 9:46pm

on 12/21/04 at 11:39:05, becky8 wrote:
You know what you're right! I wasn't going to reply because no matter my feelings about someone I would never attack the way they look or the way I think they might look.BUT..........having said that Marlin is probably laughing his ass off at this thread and shaking his head and most all PLANNING HIS NEXT THREAD! I will lighten up and Marlin I hope you know shes was having fun!! :-*
I actually enjoy this little flirting you guys do like 5th graders... my daughter is having the same type of relationship with a boy right now... he tripped her the other day and she kicked him in the shin... continue... ree
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Charlie on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:09pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/INQUISITION SMILEY.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by karma on Dec 22nd, 2004, 6:37am
The king and queen have spoken.
Its just to predictable, like taking candy from a baby
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jeepgun on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:14am
ROFL, Charlie!
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:45am
Talk about funny mental picture?

I just clicked on karma's profile. I always thought he was a woman.
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by karma on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:54am
maybe yes
http://images.ofoto.com/photos993/6/85/66/87/59/0/59876685606_0_ALB.jpg
maybe no
http://images.ofoto.com/photos980/5/97/89/45/29/0/29458997506_0_ALB.jpg
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:37am
That's what I like: civility.  Ya know, sensitivity, caring, nurturing...  You guys are doing GREAT!  Keep it up lol.
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jonny on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:13pm

on 12/22/04 at 06:37:54, karma wrote:
The king and queen have spoken.
Its just to predictable, like taking candy from a baby


You have mis-spoken, the Queen has not said a word in this thread.

Do you even know who the Queen is?......No?

Then STFU!!! ;;D
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by nani on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:18pm
STFU  Jonny  ;;D

No seriously, who's the queen?
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jonny on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:32pm

on 12/22/04 at 20:18:51, nani wrote:
STFU  Jonny  ;;D

No seriously, who's the queen?


No email addy....No Queen ;;D
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:35pm
OOh don't be like that Jonny! :'(
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by marlin on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:55pm

on 12/22/04 at 20:18:51, nani wrote:
STFU  Jonny  ;;D

No seriously, who's the queen?

PittsburgJoe?
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:59pm
Well it ain't you Marlin 'cos you haven't got the crown jewels for the job!! :P na na na na na!
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Jonny on Dec 22nd, 2004, 9:01pm

on 12/22/04 at 20:55:16, marlin wrote:
PittsburgJoe?


Ive been known to spend quality time with my Joe......Got a prob with that?
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by Donna_D. on Dec 22nd, 2004, 9:13pm

on 12/22/04 at 21:01:01, Jonny wrote:
Ive been known to spend quality time with my Joe......Got a prob with that?



Now THAT is a mental image if I ever saw one.... ;;D


DD
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by echo on Dec 22nd, 2004, 9:33pm

on 12/22/04 at 21:13:16, Donna_D. wrote:
Now THAT is a mental image if I ever saw one.... ;;D


DD


A mental image of jonny sitting in the corner flogging his log is something I personally can do without.  He needs to give that little rascal a break. ;;D
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by don on Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:19pm

Quote:
Got a prob with that?


I DO!

You low life cheatin bitch!

sniffle, sniffle
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by karma on Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:40am
Don,
repeat after me

I have a doll
I don't need this shit

I have a doll
I don't need this shit
Title: Re: Mental Images
Post by TomM on Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:46am
You gals got it wrong...here's Marlin [on the left]:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/298be91e/ibeatanorexia.jpg&cb=20040717020348


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