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amct15
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #25 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 8:20am » |
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on Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:24pm, Charlie wrote:Not a lot of strays around your area?
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Not since the township approved the China Dynasty "Catch, Cook and Serve program!"
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #26 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:39am » |
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Pulled out all the stops for new years I see!! Was it take-out?
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don
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It was take out that took me out.
Pay back for cursing their driving skills.
Dere he is. Come here. We have special table for you.
(Tonguelik, get out that old case of wimp)
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #28 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:08am » |
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***singing***:
Instant karma's gonna get you...
Do feel better yet? I hope so. 
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #29 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:32am » |
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on Jan 2nd, 2005, 7:59pm, Jonny wrote:
I thought Enema was some loud mouthed, A$$hole, whiney, wannabe-a-ghetto-kid, white trash, rapper.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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unsolved1
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Just what is in Chinese chicken ?? 
LOL ... I wouldn't touch the stuff if I were starvin' 
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don
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Here in the U.S of A we call them Dumpster Pigeons or Flying Rats.
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Jeepgun
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On New Year's Eve in a squeeze
Don ordered some take-out Chinese
Mixed in with the sauce
There was aardvark floss
Now Don's in front of the commode on his knees.
Hope you're feelin' better, man.
-Frank
P.S. You suck! (When you're done blowin' chunks, that is...)
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #33 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 9:17pm » |
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Umm, Frank...limericks do not seem to be your strong suit. Can you stick to romantic or depressing prose, please.
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Jeepgun
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I can create limericks, but they require a bit more forethought than just crapping them out on a moment's notice. LOL!
Perhaps some real prose tomorrow... 
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #35 on: Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:21pm » |
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Here ya go, Don:
Cat in the Kettle (to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle"
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.
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There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.
...
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...
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There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.
Check out www.twistedtunes.com. You'll be rolling. The songs used to be free to download. Last time I was there, you had to pay to download them, but you could still listen online. There are ways around everything. Especially if you have broadband.
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don
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Thats hilarious.
Gotta print that one out.
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Re: Pu Pu Platter for 2
« Reply #37 on: Jan 4th, 2005, 9:38am » |
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That's too damn funny! Jim
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