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Melissa
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of the size 16 18 muther fuckin big black boot please remove the heel from Melissa's head? You have approximately 1 hour in which to claim it. If it is not claimed within this time frame, you will be charged for a pair of pliers, a bottle of Excedrin Migraine and 4 cans of columbian coffee.
Thank you for your support. This has been a public service announcement. We will now continue with your regularly scheduled ass beating.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 9:07am » |
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 9:05am, Melissa wrote:of the size 16 muther fuckin big black boot please remove the heel from Melissa's head? You have approximately 1 hour in which to claim it. If it is not claimed within this time frame, you will be charged for a pair of pliers, a bottle of Excedrin Migraine and 4 cans of columbian coffee.
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I would say bring it but i have to leave soon.  
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 9:07am, Ghost wrote:
I would say bring it but i have to leave soon.
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Ghost, I said PLIERS, not panties. 
Clean the potatoes out of your eyes.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 9:18am » |
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 9:36am » |
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{{{ Mel }}}
I'm so sorry the beast is giving you a hard time.I wish there was something I could do to help.I'm sending painfree vibes and prayers.If ya need to talk I.M me and I'll give you my #.I got two good ears to listen and a shoulder to cry on .You can vent and rant away if ya want I'm just a phone call away.That goes for anyone here your family and I'm here if ya need me.
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 9:36am, minnie wrote:
{{{ Mel }}}
I'm so sorry the beast is giving you a hard time.I wish there was something I could do to help.I'm sending painfree vibes and prayers.If ya need to talk I.M me and I'll give you my #.I got two good ears to listen and a shoulder to cry on .You can vent and rant away if ya want I'm just a phone call away.That goes for anyone here your family and I'm here if ya need me.
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Oh Minnie, that is so sweet of you, but really, I'll be fine. I just had a bad night and my ch hangover is back again. At least yesterday I was able to have a break from it, so that recharged my batteries.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 9:45am » |
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 9:41am, Melissa wrote:
Oh Minnie, that is so sweet of you, but really, I'll be fine. I just had a bad night and my ch hangover is back again. At least yesterday I was able to have a break from it, so that recharged my batteries.
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Hey Guys can ya se it CHenz with rechargable batteries  
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 10:13am » |
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Hugs for you, Mel. I hate this for you 
Keep at that kudzu, girlie.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #8 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 10:23am » |
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Melissa, LMAO
I've been looking for the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips. This crap has been lodged in my head for years and I need the space.
We need to team up on these searches and share evidence - I think it's a conspiracy.
WHO'S WITH US?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 9:45am, Ghost wrote:
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Oh crap, thanks a lot CHicken! Now I won't be able to blend into the wallpaper anymore! 
(changing number and finding nearest cosmetic surgeon)
Margi, always an awesome supporter (no, not athletic LOL ), thank you so much hon. *hugs*
Tom, I've got my pitchfork with my torch ready and waiting! I just hope no one mistakes me for a witch  ... Remember people, it's the BEAST we're after, the B E A S T!!!!
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #10 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 12:35pm » |
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(((((((((((((((((Vibes to you Melly))))))))))))))))))))))
Keep those batteries charged and the pitchfork ready
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #11 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 6:46pm » |
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Hope things are easing up Mel. I know exactly what you mean. How about a break for Mel? She's overdo.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 7:18pm » |
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(((((((((((((Mel))))))))))))))))))))) Wishing for brighter nights and days for you
Pf wishes on over
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Suck it up Princess...
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 10:32pm » |
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You feelin better yet.....or at least has the boot reduced it's shoe size ? How bout removein this barn spike out of my back........sure would appreciate it !? Try goin Xmas shoppin with a migraine........maybe my pony tail was too tight Pam
I think I am done Xmas shopping.....if I forgot anyones gifts TOO FREAKIN BAD. I got major frustrated and bought MYSELF some more COOL ASS clothes at Kohls and Penny's jr departments "on sale"......oh the shame !!!
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #14 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 11:21pm » |
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Hugs for you Mel.
Grabbing your ass for you Mel.
Groping your left breast for you Mel.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #15 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 11:33pm » |
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Way to go, Wrok.
Sentiments worthy of a Real Man, all aimed at a woman who's lips were made to form the letter "O."
"O" no you don't.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #16 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 11:40pm » |
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"O"..........as in "NO" ? Don't touch me there Pam 
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Hap, I knew that'd get circulated somehow.
I have to be honest, it reminds me of when I am feeling like myself, and the backround Rex had found is very calming....
Wrokk, are you sure that's mine you're grabbing?
Pam, sure, lemme get the post hole digger and I'll get right on it. BTW, next time you go shopping, don't take your migraine with you.
Everyone, thanks, but I didn't ask for any vibes or whatever. I was just venting, and I'll tell you, the way I felt yesterday (is it tomorrow already? cripes) was nothing compared to what I just went through. FUCK.
THANK YOU anyhow, your thoughts are much appreciated.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #18 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 11:23am » |
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on Dec 13th, 2005, 11:33pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| ...all aimed at a woman who's lips were made to form the letter "O."... |
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Well said Randy. That is a fine pic of Mel. Exactly why guys have external genitalia.
And she was fretting about what to get her husband for Christmas... when the answer was right under her nose.
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #19 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 11:35am » |
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on Dec 14th, 2005, 11:35am, Ghost wrote:
don't get out much, huh
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #21 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 11:47am » |
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on Dec 14th, 2005, 11:39am, Melissa wrote:
Truthfully NO!!!!
However I dont get in much either! 
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #22 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 11:56am » |
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Re: Will the owner...
« Reply #23 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 12:09pm » |
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Sis, just wanted to let you know you are in my prayers daily....I am sorry the beast is kicking your butt here at Christmas....I need to ask a favor of you....how do you deal with your chs in front of your child? I have my grandson two to three weeks out of each month now and he is having to watch me get hit...I prayed this would not happen to him like it did my son....my son has alot of scars due to seeing me suffer from chs...WHAT do you do when your child is around and you get hit? smiles,nancyc
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