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(Message started by: alienspacebabe on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:31pm)

Title: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by alienspacebabe on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:31pm
enjoy portobello mushroom tortellini alfredo with chicken?

My cat apparently thinks my floor does.... so much for dinner. "Mr. Hardwood, would you like some pepper on that?" - good thing I have a *very* big pepper grinder.....


I do believe I have a pint or two of Haagen-Daaz Light Mint Chip somewhere in the freezer....

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by BobG on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:41pm
Just be glad you don't have white carpet.


Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by cootie on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:43pm
Scrape it back up and put it back on a plate.....pickout the lonest hairs and biggest pieces of dirt.......nobody has ta know........there's hair and dirt in everthing........no problem. Spice it up Pam

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by pattik on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:48pm
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Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:48pm
Wjould the "5 second rule" apply to that! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Apparently the kitty was hungry and he just wanted to share dinner with you.

Carol

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by Cerberus on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:52pm
The Feline must die...

I hear cat hair makes great polishing material, if you want to learn how to tan hides, I can get you some good reference material.

'Bus

No... I wasn't kidding. Portobello alfredo is NOT cheap to make.  :-X

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by alienspacebabe on Dec 21st, 2005, 8:54pm

on 12/21/05 at 20:52:11, Cerberus wrote:
No... I wasn't kidding. Portobello alfredo is NOT cheap to make.  :-X


me? cook? LMMFAO!!! - diGiorno, pasta and sauce - guess I cooked because I grilled the chicken.


And coots, plate? I just knelt down and scarfed it up. Easy way to clean the floor, since it hasn't been swept in a while....

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by cootie on Dec 21st, 2005, 9:14pm
You could scoop up my floors in the kitchen and use it for croton salad toppings..........actually there is more of my hair everywhere then my four cats. Even my gecko's have hair in there terrarium and I have NO idea how two foot long blonde hairs got in there !!!! My cats have pooped it out before........shit balls included Pam  8)

Edit: spelling.....I have been tongue tied the past two weeks (holiday stress puts me thru a hoop) but now I am typeing that way ????  :-/

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by alienspacebabe on Dec 21st, 2005, 10:26pm
Apparently mushrooms don't agree with the cat.

Why do they always back up when they upchuck? Are there feline prizes for the longest trail left?

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by chewy on Dec 22nd, 2005, 7:43am

Quote:
Scrape it back up and put it back on a plate


Or grab a fork and get down on the floor with the cat. Pet bonding.

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by Ree on Dec 22nd, 2005, 9:04pm
Ok I got you one up on that... I told Breezy next time aim for hard surface..... she puked all the way up the stairs to the bathroom the other night..... she stopped in my bedroom to tell us she was going to get sick instead of keeping her damn mouth shut and just running for the bathroom..... any suggestions.... no stain just stench...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh and by incubation time on this bug... I should be getting in just in time for Christmas.... Im so lucky... wake me when 2005 is over..... love ree

Title: Re: Do your hardwood floors....
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Dec 23rd, 2005, 12:30am
My hardwood floor is lactose intolerant, so it wouldnt like the cheesy part.  Did the cat eat it and then puke it up too?


Ree, dont even get me started!  I just dealt with that tonite.  Dianan puked ALL over the bathroom floor.  I asked her why she didnt puke in the toilet and she said it was cause she was going potty at the time.
Last week she puked ALL over the dining room.  My floor doesnt like chicken alfredo, but i guess it likes tons of PUKE.  When i asked her why she puked on the floor and then stood in it instead of going to the bathroom.......she said it was because i told her to stand in the corner.
oyi vay   [smiley=hurl.gif]
BMonee



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