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Kate in Oz
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Shit Happens...
« on: Oct 9th, 2005, 9:04am » |
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Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.
 anyone I haven't offended?
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Edited: once again cos I am a twit, confirmed 
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AussieBrian
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Re: Shit Happens...
« Reply #1 on: Oct 9th, 2005, 9:25am » |
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TV Evangelist: "Shit happens, so send your gift to me here at ....."
Optimist: Sure, but there's a pony in there somewhere.
Philosopher: Shit happens and there are explanations to be debated.
Government: Shit happens so we'll form a committee ....
Nelson's proctologist; "I see no shits."
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Jeepgun
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Re: Shit Happens...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 11th, 2005, 7:26am » |
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Hrmmm... Maybe I'm a Rastafarian, after all!  
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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sandie99
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Re: Shit Happens...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 16th, 2005, 4:23am » |
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Shit happends to good people...
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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