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The Continuing Cinderella Saga
« on: Oct 24th, 2005, 6:46pm »
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After a fulfilling life, with her prince now dead, Cindrella at 95 sits happily on her rocking chair, with her devoted cat Bob as companion, watching the world from the  front porch of her palace.
 
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared her fairy godmother.  "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? Cinderella asked.  
 
Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since we last spoke.  As reward, I will grant thee two wishes.  Is there anything for which your heart yearns?"  
 
After some thoughtful consideration, "The prince was a wonderful investor, I live quite well...", Cinderella looked down at her frail body and uttered her first wish.  "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."  At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.  
 
Fairy godmother spoke once more:  My spells can not extend your life, I am sorry to say you have but two days to enjoy your restored youth,  "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"  
 
Cinderella looked to her frightened cat in the corner and uttered her second wish.  "I wish for you to transform Bob, into a kind and handsome young man."  
 
Bob magically underwent so wonderful a change in  biological make-up that when he finally stood before Cinderella, he was a man so beautiful the likes neither she nor the world had ever seen.  
 
Fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your short new life", and was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.  
 
For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.  She sat, breathless as Bob, the most perfectly stunning man she had ever seen walked over to her.
 
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.  Bob pulled her close in his young muscular arms, leaning in, placing his lips to her ear he softly blew these words through her golden hair.  "Don't you wish that you hadn't had me neutered?"  
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