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Barry_T_Coles
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Aussie Love Poem
« on: Oct 24th, 2005, 8:33pm » |
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AUSSIE LOVE POEM
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
AND WHEN I SAY YOUR GORGEOUS
I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD
SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
I DON'T MIND A BIT OF FLAB
IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
THERES SOMETHING THERE TO GRAB>
SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE
I TELL YA , I DON'T CARE
SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
I CAN GET MY ARMS ROUND THERE
NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
BUT I KNOW YOU DID YOUR BEST
I'M TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
NEVER TELL YA LIES
I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
THAT YOU'VE GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS
I SWEAR ON ME NANNA'S GRAVE NOW
THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
I THOUGHT U WAS A S GOOD AS I
WAS EVER GONNA GET
NO MATTER WOT YA LOOK LIKE
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
NOW SHUTUP WHILE THE FOOTYS ON
AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
« Reply #1 on: Oct 25th, 2005, 3:29am » |
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Urban fact - "Eh, you awake?" and decent blokes like myself commonly wait for a reply.
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
« Reply #2 on: Oct 25th, 2005, 2:45pm » |
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but you dont care if theres no answe either 
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
« Reply #3 on: Oct 29th, 2005, 11:14pm » |
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
« Reply #4 on: Nov 7th, 2005, 1:11pm » |
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