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Jimmy_B.
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Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 8:36am » |
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Trick or Treating by Your Sign (Did you follow your sign? LOL)
Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or- treaters.
Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #1 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:16am » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2005, 8:36am, Jimmy B. wrote:Trick or Treating by Your Sign (Did you follow your sign? LOL)
Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first. |
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What's wrong with this?
Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
My wife. And yes, this is quite accurate.
Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
My daughter. Again, this is quite accurate. On her first day of kindergarten, no one could find her. Apparently, she'd had to use the loo, but the one in the classroom was occupied, so she left the classroom and walked to the other side of the school to find one that wasn't. She finished her business and came back to the classroom. Everyone was panicked. Julia looked at them like, "What's your problem?" LMAO
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #2 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:34pm » |
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What about Pisces???? Didn't realise it was Halloween?
BTW get out of my way!! I WANT SWEATS 
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #3 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:41pm » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:16am, Jeepgun wrote:
Apparently, she'd had to use the loo, ....... |
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Now I KNOW you have spent too much time talking to Helen...you are pretending to be Madonna and talking in that fake Brit accent now... 
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #4 on: Nov 4th, 2005, 8:18am » |
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Well, I didn't feel comfortable saying that she had to use the pisser. LMAO
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #5 on: Nov 4th, 2005, 8:43am » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:34pm, Kate in Oz wrote:| BTW get out of my way!! I WANT SWEATS |
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Freudian slip?
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #6 on: Nov 5th, 2005, 8:30am » |
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on Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:34pm, Kate in Oz wrote:What about Pisces???? Didn't realise it was Halloween?
BTW get out of my way!! I WANT SWEATS |
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I'm sorry...I forgot Pisces...didn't I?...I saved the best for last....
Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon. 
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #7 on: Nov 6th, 2005, 6:13am » |
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on Nov 4th, 2005, 8:43am, AussieBrian wrote:
ahhh... well maybe 
yeah ok
gimee both !!!
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Re: Trick or Treating by Your Sign
« Reply #8 on: Nov 6th, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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Looks like I'd push other aside...
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