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Hottest new signs for the home
« on: Nov 13th, 2005, 6:46am » |
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No! This isn't Home Sweet Home ... you’ll just have to adjust!
You may write in the dust… just don't date it!
The house was clean last week. If you didn’t live here… it would still be clean this week!
If you don't like my cooking ... lower your standards, or get very used to ordering take-out.
A balanced diet is a donut in each hand!
Countless people who have eaten in this kitchen have gone on to lead normal lives.
Instead of a kitchen, my next house will be equipped with vending machines.
I'd live life in the fast lane… but I married a speed bump.
The words mom and honey have been banned… so find it yourself, clean up your own mess and learn to feed yourself.
I’m sorry dear. Martha Stewart doesn't live here and simply hasn’t made time to drop by since her release.
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Re: Hottest new signs for the home
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 6:27am » |
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Re: Hottest new signs for the home
« Reply #2 on: Nov 21st, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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Re: Hottest new signs for the home
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26th, 2005, 12:20am » |
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Will somebody PLEASE hurry up and invent an oven that flushes?
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