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Christmas and St. Peter
« on: Dec 14th, 2005, 10:14pm » |
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Three men pass away on Christmas Eve and are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
”As this is the holy season”, Saint Peter said, "in order to enter at this time of year, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. Flicking it on, “It represents a candle”, he said.
”You may pass through the Pearly Gates”, said Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "These keys represent bells".
”You may pass through the Pearly Gates”, said Saint Peter.
The third man started searched desperately through his pockets could only pull out a pair of women's panties.
Looking at the man with raised eyebrows, St. Peter asked "And just what are those supposed to symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol’s".
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Christmas and St. Peter
« Reply #1 on: Dec 15th, 2005, 11:58am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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