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Barry_T_Coles
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Windshield Bug
« on: Dec 15th, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it
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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #1 on: Dec 15th, 2005, 9:17pm » |
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2005, 11:43am » |
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Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?
It's A$$
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