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(Message started by: Jimmy B. on Dec 12^th, 2005, 8:52am)

Title: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
Post by Jimmy B. on Dec 12^th, 2005, 8:52am

1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ...a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it... a really BIG dog dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, BIG Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition...back in a hour. Don't disturb the Pitbulls; they are already quite upset, since they haven't eaten in days.

Jimmy ;;D"

Title: Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 13^th, 2005, 5:22am

I have my old boots at the front door.

At the back door I have boots, hunting clothes, animal tails, drying skins and even animal skulls I've found in the woods (not kidding) - it drives the wife insane but somehow she deals with it me.

But she has to admit that it even keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
Post by mynm156 on Dec 13^th, 2005, 10:18am

When I was working in Alaska the guy next door had about 12 bear skulls and the claws mounted around the outside of his house.

Title: Re: Do-it-yourself Poor Man's Security System
Post by BobG on Dec 17^th, 2005, 8:06pm

On my front porch I have

patio furniture!

Bad guys come here, take a look and wonder away thinking

"That poor miserable bastard. Let's leave him alone. We'll come back after he gets a life."