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(Message started by: imnotbub on Dec 21^st, 2005, 11:32am)

Title: Whats the moral?
Post by imnotbub on Dec 21^st, 2005, 11:32am

A man walks in to a bar carrying a box.
When he sits down, he opens the box and takes out a head.
"This is my son, he turned twenty one today, so this will be his first time drinking".
The bartender sets up the man and the head with a drink.
As soon as the head drinks it down...POOF..he has a torso.
The bartender sees this and asks if he wants another.
The answer being yes, the bartender pours another.
As soon as he drinks it down.....POOF, he has arms.
Everyone is excited now, and the bartender pours him another.
As soon as he drinks it down........POOF, he's gone.
And the moral of the story is,....................

You should quit while you're a head