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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #25 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:24pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #26 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:25pm » |
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on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:23pm, Goblin wrote:| you know there is a reason its called a remote |
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yeah.. nothing of interest around it .. and a long way to go for not alot to do when you get there!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #27 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:32pm » |
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just got to remember it can make it there!
and it knows what to do once it arrives!!!!  
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #28 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 5:34pm » |
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automatic pilot eh?
no human intervention necessary?
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #29 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 6:27pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #30 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 6:37pm » |
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Men should be kept busy, give them something hands on
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #31 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 7:13pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #32 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 7:30pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #33 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 7:36pm » |
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #34 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 8:06pm » |
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and...? What?
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #35 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 9:38pm » |
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Jonny, that is ABSOLUTELY the funniest thing you have ever posted-and I have laughed at a lot of your posts.......
lalal, lalalalalalala!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helen, darling, do let's remember, men are good for something........remember?? I cant- I was hoping you could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(running out of firing range, in case the remotes are loaded) Cathi
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #36 on: Jan 5th, 2006, 11:22pm » |
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on Jan 5th, 2006, 6:37pm, Jasmyn wrote:
"She wears underwear with dickholes in 'em."
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #37 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 1:08am » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #38 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 2:04am » |
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Why do men have holes at the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get to their brains 
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #39 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 9:48am » |
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CHenz ,,,,, you can't eat just one!!!!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #40 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 10:28am » |
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Men of the Year (ancient... you probably saw these already)
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #41 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 11:28am » |
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crackin' me up, people...
keep up the good work
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #42 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 12:42pm » |
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on Jan 5th, 2006, 3:10pm, Jasmyn wrote:My answer to the question:
Because they always had a hearing problem!
Girls are high..............
I see you need more back .................., I think us women have the proper hands. 
it seems like you need a helping hand. How about another? It will be nice to have another Hen around this coop 
Man, ...... picture napping .. ... the blowjob . while. you dream..... 
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Thats what I heard
Us men we allways have to decipher these things and you girls allways say we dont listen.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #43 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 12:53pm » |
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[quote author=LeLimey
In a tiny space any little thing can seem HUGE
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Heres what I heard. Like your mind.
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #44 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 1:10pm » |
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Ok I better stay over in the meds section now!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #45 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 1:47pm » |
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #46 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 1:49pm » |
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CHenz have some trouble responding cause they is still trying to figure out how to make hand prints.
Some day they will figure it out. Actually they is conferencing but none of them can hear the others cause they is all talkn!!!!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #47 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 2:07pm » |
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on Jan 6th, 2006, 12:53pm, MJ wrote:Heres what I heard. Like your mind.
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Well sweetie I may have a tiny mind, I won't dispute THAT.. but how much of a mind do I need to slap you down?!
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #48 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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As you can see by the evidence, women have evolved, men just see banana and go "Ugh, ugh"
As with the example below, us women had to add prefixes like "men" to enhance the hearing of the male species. They only respond when they hear the men (and mom) word
Men and ancient man always relied on the females opinion to have an ego. Now... well, adopt a friend
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Re: How did men get so out of hand?
« Reply #49 on: Jan 6th, 2006, 2:31pm » |
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Lelimey no offense intended.
Jasmyn the second remote is certainly a lot easier to use. Be gentle with us and we are just as easy.
As to men being added as an afterthought remember if you read the bible.
When god created the other half;
Man looked up and said WHOA thats nice,
For the next few days and hours he said woo woo thats even nicer.
After a week or so of woo woo he sat back started listening and said OH WOE is me.
and thats how the wo in woman came to be.
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