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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #25 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 9:40am » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 1:49am, ClusterChuck wrote:| Get the beer, pour it in the toilet .. It gets rid of the middle man .. It also might be neater .. |
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Why should the toilet have all the fun? Aren't they lucky enough that about half of their public kin are installed in women's bathrooms? Ahhh... To be a toilet seat in the backstage restroom of a Victoria's Secret fashion show...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #26 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 9:56am » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 9:40am, ShadowLord wrote:
Why should the toilet have all the fun? Aren't they lucky enough that about half of their public kin are installed in women's bathrooms? Ahhh... To be a toilet seat in the backstage restroom of a Victoria's Secret fashion show...
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I guess that would make all your clients a$$holes, albeit nice ones! 
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #27 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 10:01am » |
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Yep... Everyone you'd meet would likely be an arse, a pu.ssy, or maybe even a few dickheads. Wait... That sounds alot like the werk I do now...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #28 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 2:23pm » |
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Just thought I'd update ya... Talked to personnel, and convinced them to fax the LOA to the doc, so y'all don't have to worry about me drivin' around... At least 'til my leg gets better, then you'd prolly want to worry about my drivin' again if ya'd ever come to SW PA... Of course, they'll prolly fuck it up, so I'll just have to get it straightened out when I go back to werk next week anyways, but at least I can say I tried... 
Another update... My telekinesis is gettin' so good, I now regularly piss in my neighbor's house (That way I don't have to worry about makin' a mess in my bathroom). Athough I think they're gettin' upset about it... It's not my fault that I don't know where their bathroom is... I tell ya... Ya use telekinesis to piss and it ends up in the neighbor's bed while they were sleepin' one time, and they never let ya live it down.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #29 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 3:50pm » |
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on Aug 16th, 2006, 4:20pm, ShadowLord wrote:| On Monday, I ran my wife around so she could complete some errands (she doesn't drive). After runnin' around, we all went back to her place |
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What the hell is this all about? Your wife has her own place? Sorry, but that just seems kinda out there.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #30 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:10pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 3:50pm, brewcrew wrote:| What the hell is this all about? Your wife has her own place? Sorry, but that just seems kinda out there. |
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Ya new or sumptin'? My wife left me nearly 5 months ago m8... Why'd ya think I was takin' apps for the soon to be vacated future ex-wife position a while back... LOL Think the next future ex-wife will have her own place too... I get along better with my x2 now than I did when we were still livin' together. I've decided to stop advocating the anti-marriage position, and instead support not living with spouses instead... I know it can tend to really complicate, or even eliminate, certain enjoyable aspects of a relationship, but hell... In most relationships those aspects are almost nonexistent after marriage anyways.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #31 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:19pm » |
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Ya Know there shadowlord, I almost feel guilty being able to just walk back and forth from the fridge for my beer rather easily. remember I said almost
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #32 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:21pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:10pm, ShadowLord wrote:
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #33 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:22pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:21pm, Jonny wrote:
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #34 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:29pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:21pm, Jonny wrote:| Some guys have all the luck |
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LMMFAO... Hell... Luck? It took years and years of hard work and sacrifice to reach this plateau... Now if'n ya don't mind... I need to hobble on over to the fridge...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #35 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:30pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:10pm, ShadowLord wrote:
Nope, just not paying attention. Usually when someone talks about going over to his wife's place, and I don't have the background, it strikes me as a little weird. Now that know, it doesn't seem strange at all.
pfdan, bro.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #36 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 5:36pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:30pm, brewcrew wrote:| Usually when someone talks about going over to his wife's place, and I don't have the background, it strikes me as a little weird. |
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Could've been worse... Could ya have imagined me tryin' to explain goin' to my wife's boyfriends' wife's girlfriend's husband's neighbor's uncle's mistress' place?
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #37 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:23pm » |
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Glad to hear you got your LOA mess straightened out, Kenn. Hope it is all ok next week.
I gotta ask though...what the hell are you smoking and....can I have some?  LOL
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #38 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:31pm » |
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Bet he telekinesis'd sum good smoke from the neighbors house.......can you telekinesis me a good buzz Pam
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« Reply #39 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:35pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 5:29pm, ShadowLord wrote:
LMMFAO... Hell... Luck? It took years and years of hard work and sacrifice to reach this plateau... Now if'n ya don't mind... I need to hobble on over to the fridge...
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Shad, while your up, can you take a leak for me? I'm feeling kind of lazzy.
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« Reply #40 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:35pm » |
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telekinesis'd? I love it when you talk Pamish. LOL
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #41 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:48pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2006, 7:23pm, Margi wrote:| I gotta ask though...what the hell are you smoking and....can I have some? LOL |
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Honestly... There's only tobacca in these cigs this time... Unless the doobie fairy made a surprise visit when I wasn't lookin'... Ya know... I thought I was enjoyin' these cigs a little too much... And here I was blamin' it on all the beer...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #42 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:49pm » |
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mmmhmmm, Kenn. Just riddle me this..... are ya hungry? I mean REALLY hungry? And...are ya giggling? Mebbe the fairy did swoop in....?
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #43 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:56pm » |
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I do have a bit of a cravin' for Taco Bell, but I'm paranoid of goin' outside right now...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #44 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 7:58pm » |
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LOl well there ya go. You've been doobed.
Thanks a lot. Now I'm craving The Bell too. Chili Fries with sour cream n' onions. There's one just over in Westhills too. 5 minute drive. Want me to pick you up a Taquito?
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #45 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 8:00pm » |
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I'll take one of everything thank you. Ice cream would be good too... With sprinkles... Yeah... Sprinkles kick ass man...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #46 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 8:05pm » |
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well, alrighty then. I'll get you a Munchies To Go Pack and I'll do a drive by of Dairy Queen on the way back.
I'm sorry. That's what it's called here. Dairy Queen. I didn't name it. We put up with the name because it's so worth it. Dairy Queen rocks. Ice milk sammiches and Dilly Bars.
Cholesterol be damned.
Having just had a piece of chocolate cake and a wee glass of white wine, I'll sign off now. OINK.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #47 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 8:08pm » |
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Doncha worry none... It's called Dairy Queen here too... Dammit... Now I'm cravin' an Ultimate Burger and french fries too... And a blizzard... Maybe a sundae too... With sprinkles... Oh... Oh... Milkshake... Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #48 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 8:11pm » |
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mmmm....blizzards.......with Ciispy Cruch make that Crispy Crunch sprinkles.... ok, putting away the wine.
seriously. Shut UP now. The drool is going to short out my keyboard.
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Re: A mini vacation... Almost...
« Reply #49 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 8:15pm » |
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Wonder if they'll put ice cream on a burger if ya ask...
Betcha the droolin' problem is done now 'eh? LOL
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P.S. Mmmmmmmmmm... Chocolate cake...
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