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Mark C
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Who farted?
« on: Dec 10th, 2006, 1:06am » |
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #1 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 1:08am » |
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How did you know? Mine smell like roses
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #2 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 1:15am » |
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It's always the one who asks first.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
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The pain they inspire
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #3 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 2:56am » |
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #4 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 3:17am » |
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It was Chewy....the stinky bastard!
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Pass the cabbage
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #7 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 9:56am » |
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My daddy used to say
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #8 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 10:05am » |
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The dog....always blame it on the dog 
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #9 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 12:36pm » |
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I always blame it on the ghost....stinky lil things..
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #10 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 3:15pm » |
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It was Jimi 
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #12 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 5:12pm » |
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Somebody step on a duck?
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #13 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 7:44pm » |
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Barb, what was it old Homer did with that dead possum?
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Re: Who farted?
« Reply #14 on: Dec 10th, 2006, 11:14pm » |
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It was this bloke, # 6 from the Darwin awards.
6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2"
tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approximately 30" long and 3" in diameter.
The tube's other end was, for reasons unknown, inserted into his rectum and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
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