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chewy
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"And it came about thus;
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as
fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth
and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to
the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there
was nothing to drink.
In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the bro om and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I
have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. "
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Re: A Christmas Tradition
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16th, 2006, 6:59pm » |
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I love that story.... Great bedtime reading for Caleb 
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Re: A Christmas Tradition
« Reply #2 on: Dec 16th, 2006, 7:26pm » |
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And then they all went out to eat at Taco Bell ?
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Re: A Christmas Tradition
« Reply #3 on: Dec 17th, 2006, 6:05am » |
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 Don,
This just confirms that you are one sick dude! I think we could be best friends, except for the stink pot boat habbit you have! Maybe Santa will bring you a decent boat for the holidays! Merry Christmas! Pappy
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Re: A Christmas Tradition
« Reply #4 on: Dec 18th, 2006, 9:29pm » |
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I had never heard that story, chewy. I'll be a laughing fool every time I think about it.
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