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(Message started by: Kris_in_SJ on Jan 6^th, 2006, 8:21pm)

Title: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jan 6^th, 2006, 8:21pm

I know you all can come up with some "zingers."

Our local publisher believes in placing a local news story on the front page - regardless of what else is happening in the world.

Last night's newspaper headline .....

"South Haven Officials Don't Know Why the Sewer Smells So Bad"

LMAO!

What you got?

Kris

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Jonny on Jan 6^th, 2006, 8:41pm

Intoxicated "gentleman" struggled with police before arrest"

Politician arrested for kick backs. ;;D

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 6^th, 2006, 9:38pm

on 01/06/06 at 20:41:36, Jonny wrote:

Intoxicated "gentleman" struggled with police before arrest"

Politician arrested for kick backs. ;;D

Intoxicated "gentleman" gets behind his local politicians and shows them what "real" kick backs are before being arrested by police.

:)

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by vig on Jan 6^th, 2006, 10:15pm

well Kris?
does the sewer really smell that bad?
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Jonny on Jan 6^th, 2006, 10:18pm

"Ted Kennedy denies knowing woman was in car"

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by AussieBrian on Jan 6^th, 2006, 11:11pm

"Policeman shot in southern suburbs."

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by maffumatt on Jan 7^th, 2006, 12:13am

man arrested for huffing gold paint in Walmart parking lot. Comes with mugshot.........in a town of maybe 11ooo people.

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Jasmyn on Jan 7^th, 2006, 3:55am

Flies in Food? It's summer, so expect it.

and

Aussie chief sticks up for men in middle.

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by JenniferD on Jan 7^th, 2006, 8:13am

From the Life section:

"She's too old to say 'ahhhhhh' "

Almost makes you wonder what she's doing :o

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Charlie on Jan 7^th, 2006, 6:13pm

Many years ago; before a lot of you existed; during the Love Canal mess by Hooker Chemical Co. and others in the Niagara Falls area, our local paper had this one:

"State Sues Hooker Over Love Dump" http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/chewpaper.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 7^th, 2006, 9:36pm

"Howard Stern ready to talk dirty Monday on Sirius"

...meanwhile, other longhairs wearing attitudes are still turning tricks on the New York streets.

Sirius Trixin'

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/newyork/newyork04.jpg
8) ;;D

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by BobG on Jan 8^th, 2006, 3:15am

Here in Vegas a man robbed a shoe store and while running across the parking lot dropped his cell phone. A witness to the scene saw the phone and took it to the shoe store. While the police were at the shoe store investigating the robbery the bad guy called his own number to see if anyone had found his phone. The police, without identifying themselves, said they had it and he could come get it. The bad guy was arrested a few minutes later.

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Jonny on Jan 8^th, 2006, 7:08am

Goofy headlines were invented in Vegas ;)

BTW: Who is the dumbass in the wheelchair above?

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 8^th, 2006, 7:43am

The "johns" in the yellow car got an eyefull while cruisin', with big satisfied smiles.

:-*

Trix are for kids, silly rabbit

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/newyork/thumbnails/newyork03.jpg

Title: Re: Goofy Local News Headlines
Post by Melissa on Jan 8^th, 2006, 8:03am

on 01/08/06 at 07:08:43, Jonny wrote:

BTW: Who is the dumbass in the wheelchair above?

I dunno, but I bet you that had to fucken HURT!!! ;) :-*