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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Jan 10^th, 2006, 2:57pm)

Title: Nine Thoughts for 2006
Post by Sandy_C on Jan 10^th, 2006, 2:57pm

9.) - Life is sexually transmitted.

8.) - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

7.) - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.

6.) - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5.) - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4.) - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3.) - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2.) - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge immigration

When Life hands you LEMONS … Ask For sugar and water make some Lemonade!

Title: Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 10^th, 2006, 3:24pm

My dad took it one step further. he told me life is a sexually transmitted disease, that is 100% fatal. Once you accept that everything else is just fluff. Here's to all the fluff we enjoy between ha's!

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
Post by Langa on Jan 11^th, 2006, 12:02am

These are great! Thanks Sandy...needed that laugh... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Nine Thoughts for 2006
Post by sandie99 on Jan 11^th, 2006, 2:20am

;;D

Thanks, Sandy. :)

Sanna