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Title: You English....... Post by Woobie on Dec 21st, 2006, 5:04am Talk funny and eat wierd stuff!! on 12/20/06 at 12:02:47, LeLimey wrote:
WHAT The HELL is a "HAGGIE"??? and why would you eat it before you knew what it was?? and would you please tell me - before someone asks me to eat it and I do because I dont know what it is?? also - what is a neddie?? and a tattie??? I know a Swede, but I wouldn't consider him edible (no offense)...... ::) but - the MOST important question....... HOW can you put maple syrup AND parmesan cheese TOGETHER ........ with anything?? and = the most wierd they dont have margaritas or daiqaries over there........ WOW :o strange place, that England! (i wanna go!) good thing they have cool accents!! ;;D woobie :-* (who is NEVER gonna eat a haggie - no matter WHAT!) |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 5:56am Traditionally haggis is all the disgusting bits of offal slung into a sheeps stomach and boiled.. and if that doesn't make you sick NOTHING will! Tatties and neeps are mashed potatoes and mashed swede (rutabaga?) and both of those are yummy! Woobs, I promise you one of these day's I'll cook parsnips for you my way.. you ask Matt what he thought of them! If you go somewhere like TGI's they serve cocktails but your average pub just doesn't, its not the way the Brits drink, Bacardi and coke, gin and tonic, so on and so forth but not cocktails. In fact if you're a male here you don't tend to drink much beyond lager, bitter or cider nd all three give me the screamin' heebie jeebies *shuddering* I do like my black Russians though and pubs here do serve them (but you usually have to tell them what it is!) |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2006, 8:39am on 12/21/06 at 05:04:31, Woobie wrote:
It's quite simple Woobie- Helen gets neddie when she goes beyond looking tattied to the point of looking haggied ;;D As for combining maple syrup with parmesan cheese, what do you expect from someone that talks like Mary Poppins? Now, I feel quite sheepish about my post because I have been Baaaaahhhhhhhad ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 9:16am Thats it numbnuts, I'm cancelling your new wellies for Christmas now - that'll cramp your style :P |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2006, 9:26am on 12/21/06 at 09:16:28, LeLimey wrote:
I didn't need a new wellie anyway; mine works just fine, thank you! -P. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 9:29am ::) the voices in your head tell lies y'know .......... |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by imnotbub on Dec 21st, 2006, 10:55am on 12/21/06 at 05:56:52, LeLimey wrote:
A further definition is necessary. Woobie, you may now be wondering what offal is. Well, my dear, it's lung meat. Yes you read right, lung meat. Your'e not even allowd to sell it here. MMMMMM. The closest thing to Haggis here is Scrapple. Swede, I believe, is Turnip. Steve |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 21st, 2006, 11:06am In the olden days the preparation of a Haggis went something like this :- Take the liver, lungs & heart of a sheep and boil them. Mince the meats and mix with chopped onions, toasted oatmeal, salt, pepper, and spices. Take one properly cleaned sheep's stomach. Stuff the cleaned stomach with the prepared contents. Sew up the stomach (leaving enough room for expansion to avoid a large messy explosion) and boil. Serve and eat. Lovely ! Eat more beef pls. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by seasonalboomer on Dec 21st, 2006, 11:43am on 12/21/06 at 11:06:37, vietvet2tours wrote:
thanks for that imagery... and I was just headed out to lunch. :-X scott |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 21st, 2006, 12:05pm on 12/21/06 at 11:43:26, seasonalboomer wrote:
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Woobie on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:05pm thanks imnotbub - cuz i WAS wondering what offel was........... but - all i can say to that is.............. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [smiley=hurl.gif] that's almost as bad as that stuff Svenn eats.......... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif] I almost HATE to ask what a traditional Christmas dinner is over there............. but anyway - i like the way the words sound...... ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by JeffB on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:23pm I thought haggis was a Scottish thing. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:25pm Haggis IS a Scottish thing and they can keep it! Yuck! |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by JeffB on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:39pm on 12/21/06 at 12:05:28, vietvet2tours wrote:
Looks like someone took a crap in a condom to me. Uhh........not that I know what that looks like or anything. ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Redd715 on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:46pm Ewwwwwwwwwwwww I think I'm about to loose my lunch. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by B14CK5H33P on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:52pm I'l skip lunch.... again. [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:56pm I think I'd cut off my own arm, roast and eat it before biting into that Gaggis sack. [smiley=hurl.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:00pm Hell Svenn eats stuff that's starin back at ya |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by brewcrew on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:29pm I think I heard that you can buy haggis here in the States in a can. They make it without the lungs, which would be an FDA no-no. I even saw Mel Gibson eat it right out of the can on The Tonight Show. Organ meats and oatmeal. Mmmmm (not). I knew there was a reason Scots wore kilts - quicker time period between the time the bathroom door closes and the time you're seated comfortably. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Woobie on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:34pm OK :-/ so - I think that every time I get a sweet tooth, I will open this thread. This is a good diet plan! |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:35pm This whole thread is making me sick now [smiley=hurl.gif] Ewwwwwwwww! |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by BobG on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:45pm The Mexicans have a similar nasty item called manudo (sp?). Organs and waste products stuffed in tripe. Warning: never go to a Mexican neighbor on a Sunday morning. [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Maffumatt on Dec 21st, 2006, 4:31pm If Helen cooked it, you can bet money it'll be good eating...... |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 21st, 2006, 4:35pm on 12/21/06 at 16:31:38, Maffumatt wrote:
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2006, 4:46pm on 12/21/06 at 16:31:38, Maffumatt wrote:
Just make sure she is wearing knickers when she serves it to you. ::) -P. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2006, 5:04pm Matt's aready played that game Paul ;) And just HOW exactly do you think you COULD "make sure" without your head leaving your shoulders?! ::) |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by lskilly on Dec 21st, 2006, 6:34pm Yu cana eat most anythin with enogh single malt. [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) :o At least all my far flung Manx relatives thought so. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by BlueMeanie on Dec 21st, 2006, 6:55pm LMAO... we have a show here called Fear Factor. They will actually pay you big bucks to eat that crap. ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by pubgirl on Dec 21st, 2006, 8:03pm I LIKE haggis AND black pudding which is a sausage made of blood, they are offally good (sorry!) ;;D Why are they any worse than chittlins or any of the other things listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offal I have to admit that the Brits feature more heavily in the offal cooking than other nations on the Wiki list but then it is po' man's food: cheap, low fat and nutritious. You should try it over there! Liver is wonderful, kidneys divine and braised hearts are rich. W the B amended to add: Do we really need a warning not to eat polar bear liver? I don't see myself trying to harvest one. and Helen and Mary Poppins in the same breath? Me think not!!! Mary Poppins on acid maybe ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Charlie on Dec 21st, 2006, 8:29pm English cooking strikes again... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/hungry.gif You can buy Spotted Dick here in a can. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/glomfood.gif Even my Swedish Grandmother's boiled gray chicken looked better than this horror. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/teatime.gif |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by pubgirl on Dec 21st, 2006, 8:32pm Charlie If there were any dicks in Spotted Dick I might eat it! Love W |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Charlie on Dec 21st, 2006, 8:48pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/here sweets.gif Oh my. Charlie |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by AussieBrian on Dec 21st, 2006, 11:29pm http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/animals/comments/4345/ |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Viking007 on Dec 22nd, 2006, 2:27am on 12/21/06 at 05:56:52, LeLimey wrote:
Thanks for that, Helen ;) Curt |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2006, 5:10am Awwww my little Curtie you know I'd eat you up just as you are :-* |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2006, 5:16am on 12/21/06 at 20:03:24, pubgirl wrote:
Have to admit that gave me a bloody good giggle too! I'm so prim and proper and bloody "nice" after all - aren't I?! ::) |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by davyp on Dec 22nd, 2006, 7:04am on 12/22/06 at 05:16:26, LeLimey wrote:
It would be so easy BUT she has photo's of me and i dont fancy getting a makeover ;;D Dape ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Woobie on Dec 22nd, 2006, 7:46am on 12/21/06 at 20:03:24, pubgirl wrote:
oh NO NO NO [smiley=nono.gif] [smiley=nono.gif] I dont eat that chittlin shit........ I dont eat liver, or head cheese [smiley=hurl.gif] or hot dogs for that matter. nope - some suthern ' mericans weill eat dat der possum n such, but not this yankee......................no sir!! jus regular ol beef, chicken and pork for me. hell, I wouldn't even try buffalo or elk or deer or rabbit or nothin like that.............[smiley=hurl.gif] if'n i had to do survivor or somethin - i would starve to death......... i'm a princesss[smiley=bow.gif] ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by brewcrew on Dec 22nd, 2006, 9:33am on 12/22/06 at 07:46:38, Woobie wrote:
If you like beef, you'd LOVE buffalo. Honest. |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by thomas on Dec 22nd, 2006, 10:27am My favorite phrase is an English one............... " D'ya fancy a shag, luv?" ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by georgej on Dec 22nd, 2006, 11:51am on 12/22/06 at 07:46:38, Woobie wrote:
Bill's right. Buffalo is GREAT. Elk's better-tasting than beef. Venison can be good or bad--I've had both. Never could develop a taste for pronghorn antelope, though. It tastes like tomcat fried overnight on an electric chair. Best, George |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by Ghost on Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:24pm on 12/22/06 at 11:51:00, georgej wrote:
Remember Cat is best on a Taco Burrito's are good with cat too but Taco's are the best. Mike |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by thomas on Dec 22nd, 2006, 1:09pm on 12/22/06 at 12:24:06, Ghost wrote:
My cat would make a taco out of you. ;;D |
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Title: Re: You English....... Post by LeLimey on Dec 22nd, 2006, 1:50pm on 12/22/06 at 10:27:39, thomas wrote:
I've been asked that Tommypie and I always say "Yes but not with you!" Its NOT a winner [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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