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(Message started by: deltadarlin on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 2:16pm)

Title: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
Post by deltadarlin on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 2:16pm

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And
Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And
Fire Hydrants And...........

5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better
not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave
My House

11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My
House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's
Snowing!!!

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
Post by Shedz on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 2:17pm

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Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 2:20pm

Bloody brilliant!! LMAO

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
Post by Charlie on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 4:23pm

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Charlie

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
Post by Ghost on Dec 22^nd, 2006, 4:49pm

I hear them the Voices!

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-*

Mike