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10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« on: Jan 8th, 2007, 12:50pm » |
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10. It's not contageous, so people don't move away from you when you say you have CH.
9. When you tell someone you get headaches, they are so quick and willing to give you the most bizarre home remedies you could ever think of. Some MIGHT actually work, but are probably illegal.
8. My clusters only strike at night when I am not doing anything important anyway, just sleeping.
7. CH are a good reason to quit drinking and smoking. It gets tiring when people are always reminding you of lung cancer and liver disease. CH gives a whole new slant to the lectures.
6. During a CH, the dance I do burns off a lot of unwanted calories. Otherwise I might just sleep and get bigger. I now have the body I have always wanted thanks to all the midnight bed-dancing.
5. Clusters only hit one side of my head, so really it's only like having half a headache which is better than a whole headache.
4. It's good to know that all the nerve endings on the one side of my face are all working like they should. I am not so sure about the other side of my face, though.
3. It's a great reason to wake up in the middle of the night and get some house work done (however, I must note that is it not a good time to do cheque book balancing).
2. When I say "not tonight, I have a headache", it carries a lot more weight.
...and the number 1 reason I am glad I have CH...
...It feels SOOOO damn good when it stops.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #1 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 1:36pm » |
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #2 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 1:47pm » |
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH.
doe's the word 'glad', mean, 'pissed off' in canada ?.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #3 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 1:54pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2007, 12:50pm, peacestock wrote:10. It's not contageous, so people don't move away from you when you say you have CH.
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As long as they know that "C-H" means Cluster Headaches, not Contagious Herpes.......... 
thanks for the positive thinking there peace....
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #4 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 3:18pm » |
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #5 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 5:09pm » |
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That’s positively positive, I like your thinking. 
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #6 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 6:34pm » |
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #7 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 6:42pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2007, 1:47pm, Yorky wrote:Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH.
doe's the word 'glad', mean, 'pissed off' in canada ?. |
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Actually, "pissed" in Canada means drunk. Do you have another word for "facetious" in England? What am I saying? The English invented the word!
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #8 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 6:51pm » |
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always look on the bright...side of life.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #9 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 6:53pm » |
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I like your attitude peacestock, your bottle is half full!
"Pissed" here means either drunk or annoyed (short for pissed off) depending on context
facetious is something Yorkies do for a living. People from Yorkshire usually have a very dour/dry sense of humour (  Yorky)
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #11 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 8:10pm » |
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. rave on "peacestock", stay sane. andrew. modified to add, great atitude.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #12 on: Jan 8th, 2007, 8:57pm » |
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on Jan 8th, 2007, 12:50pm, peacestock wrote:
7. CH are a good reason to quit drinking and smoking. It gets tiring when people are always reminding you of lung cancer and liver disease. CH gives a whole new slant to the lectures.
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Don't you mean CH is a good reason not to quit smoking? You do know that nicotine is a vascular constrictor Right?
Everything else fits me but #2
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #13 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 1:03am » |
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LOL!!!! I love the list peacestock! Your positive attitude is a welcomed gift.
I would also like to add that, as a man, I have a slight clue of what it must feel like to give birth to a 20 pound baby and survive.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #14 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 2:04am » |
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Actually, "pissed" in Canada means drunk. Do you have another word for "facetious" in England? What am I saying? The English invented the word!
As the late Victor Borge used to say, "It's YOUR language, I'm just trying to use it!' 
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Re: 10 chickens I am muzzled I have CH
« Reply #15 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 5:52am » |
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very fucking nice
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #16 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 9:21am » |
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That was pretty good! I liked it!
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #17 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 12:07pm » |
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #18 on: Jan 9th, 2007, 7:35pm » |
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Geeze..... 
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #19 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 10:51pm » |
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You Canadians are hardy stock. But that is exactly the way to look at it. Not easy, but I was always a sucker for gallows humor.
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Re: 10 reasons I am glad I have CH
« Reply #20 on: Jan 10th, 2007, 11:02pm » |
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And just think, if CH didn't exist there's none of us would have met Chewy!
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