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Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« on: Dec 21st, 2007, 8:51am » |
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My favourite steamin' great wassock of a numpty is having a birthday today! In case that doesn't narrow it down enough for you  - its Paul98!
Happy Birthday Paul, I wish we were with you today, I hope you have a lovely day honeybun
lots of love
Helen xxxxxxx
Brid, Barney and Jasper send their love too and are looking forward to talking to you later xxx
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 8:58am » |
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Well now......
Happy Birthday to Helen's steamin' great wassock of a numpty (only God and Helen know what that is....  )
Have a great day, Sweetie...
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:06am » |
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Well, at least he survived the trip to your house Helen (he has been on the board since then, hasn't he?), that in itself deserves a day of celebration!
Happy birthday Paul!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:07am » |
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I guess being a "favorite steamin' great wassock of a numpty" is better than being a least favorite terrible wassock of a numpty?
Are wassocks and numpties good things? And if you are a wassock or a numpty, are they better steamin', fried or roasted?
I am so confused....................
Anyway....Paul, Happy Birthday, hope it's a good one and hope being a numpty doesn't hurt too much.
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:22am » |
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I'm too damned old to try and figure out all that "Brit Speak" but it always makes me smile! 
Paul - hope you have a wonderful birthday and glad to hear you survived your visit to our favourite girl!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:45am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2007, 8:51am, LeLimey wrote:| My favourite steamin' great wassock of a numpty |
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AWWWWWWWWW ain't that cute
Happy birthday Paul
Hope you have a great day.
Was great to meet you and look forward to meeting you again 1 day.
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:46am » |
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Have a great birthday, numpty. I'm sure Helen has a special birthday dinner planned.
hugs, nani
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 9:58am » |
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:19am » |
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Have a great day Paul!!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:22am » |
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Everybody here wants to wassock your numpty - I'll just say this:
Happy Birthday you fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:29am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:22am, brewcrew wrote:Everybody here wants to wassock your numpty - I'll just say this:
Happy Birthday you fuckin' son-of-a-bitch! |
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You wussed out Brewsie - what a big girls blouse you are! 
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #13 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:30am » |
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I think I got it.....
Happy birthday to Helen's favorite steamin' great silly wally of a numbnut.....
Again.....Happy Birthday, Paul.....
Jackie
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #14 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:30am » |
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Happy Birthday Paul. I guess you survived after all.
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:31am » |
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Happy birthday, Paul. 
Best wishes,
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #16 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 10:47am » |
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Happy Birthday, Paul!!!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #17 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:17am » |
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Happy Birthday, Paul!!!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #18 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:27am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:29am, LeLimey wrote:
- what a big girls blouse you are! |
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What the hell does that MEAN?
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #19 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:34am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:27am, brewcrew wrote:
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UHOH Brew....
A male displaying percieved feminine characteristics through actions which cause his peers to think less of him.Being a big girls blouse is much worse than being just a girls blouse, thus it's highly insulting nature.Also used to force a man to do something they fear through peer pressure.
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #20 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:46am » |
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Look how good you lot are getting at talking English!
There is more "bloody" and arse here than ever and I'm working on al-you-min-eee-yum as we speak
I think you can all moveup a grade in January and I'll start teaching you rhyming slang.. HOWZAT?!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #21 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:53am » |
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Happy birthday Great Numpty of Wassock . . . . wait . . uh . . .
Happy birthday Wassock Numpty of Great! . . errr . . ummm . . .
Happy Birthday Paul!!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #22 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 11:57am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2007, 8:51am, LeLimey wrote:| steamin' great wassock of a numpty |
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That sounds like something Helen tried to feed to the monster in the loo
Happy Birthday Paul!
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #23 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 12:26pm » |
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Quote:great wassock of a numpty (only God and Helen know what that is.... )
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And I'll bet you that Helen had to explain it to God too.
Have a wonderful day Paulie. We all love you to bits and pieces. 
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Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
« Reply #24 on: Dec 21st, 2007, 12:46pm » |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL!!! Hope you are having a great day!
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