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CostaRicaKris
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Can't they just remove the left side of my head?
« on: Mar 27th, 2008, 8:51pm » |
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I mean really? Do I need two ears and two eyes? I've already been accused of having half a brain, so hopefully it's on the right side. The only part I can't figure out is what do I do with the left ear phone speaker for my ipod.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 9:35pm » |
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It's a bit of a quandry.
The only solution I can see is to toss the earphones and get a set of plug in stand alone speakers to maintain sound quality.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #2 on: Mar 27th, 2008, 10:23pm » |
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They could, but for those pesky brain hemmorages.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #3 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 10:01am » |
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Your head will leak. 
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #4 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 10:53am » |
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Aw c;mon, they have the technology to cauterize that sucker closed! I like the idea. look how many half brained ideas have made millions! Now if i cut a cheek off in addition, I figure my half assed half brained self will probably get elcted president! 
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #5 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 11:30am » |
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A mate of mine had this done.
The buggers just switched sides 
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #6 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 11:32am » |
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on Mar 28th, 2008, 10:53am, Guiseppi wrote:Aw c;mon, they have the technology to cauterize that sucker closed! I like the idea. look how many half brained ideas have made millions! Now if i cut a cheek off in addition, I figure my half assed half brained self will probably get elcted president!
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #7 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 11:40am » |
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Why are all sensors, seeking intelligent life, pointed AWAY from San Diego?
OUCH!!!
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #8 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 12:05pm » |
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I have had my share of half-brained ideas, and I agree, but it is my right side that needs to be removed.
When mine first started, and I didn't know what they were, I swore that if I could just drill a hole into the right side of my head at the temple that it would help. I also thought that pokeing a hole in my eardrum would help.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #9 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 12:38pm » |
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Don't do it. The beast would simply switch to the other side... 
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #10 on: Mar 28th, 2008, 9:07pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2008, 12:05pm, Kitty1973 wrote: I also thought that pokeing a hole in my eardrum would help.
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OH... I know that feeling. Sometimes I'm tempted to shove a screwdriver into my ear; kinda like that itch you can't reach.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #11 on: Mar 31st, 2008, 7:13pm » |
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I am often close to breaking (detach) my left ear away :d
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #12 on: Mar 31st, 2008, 7:57pm » |
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Couldn't do it here.
Your "gimme cap" wouldn't stay on.
If you spend time fishing, hunting, and bombing around out in the Idaho boondocks, you pretty much have to have a "gimme cap". It's like a uniform. A person stands out in places like this without a "gimme cap":
That's Twin Springs, about forty miles up a dirt road on the Middle Fork. FYI, the sign out front says, "No guns allowed in bar". And they mean it.
For those in foreign parts, the term "gimme cap" comes from the method by which you request one--as in "gimme one a them caps".
A "gimme cap" can have any sort of writing on it. Some examples of caps I own say, "John Deere", "Sage Fly Rods", "Henry's Lake Foundation", and "Wild Rose Ranch" . I do not own--but I covet--one I saw for a bar in Alaska called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn". You do not want to have one that says "Sierra Club" or "Earth First! " as this will substantially decrease your likelihood of survival.
This is a fine example of a "gimme cap". I picked this image with Brewcrew especially in mind:
No...it wouldn't do to remove half my head. I couldn't wear a "gimme cap", and folks would think I was a Californian.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #13 on: Mar 31st, 2008, 10:41pm » |
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on Mar 31st, 2008, 7:57pm, George_J wrote:No...it wouldn't do to remove half my head. I couldn't wear a "gimme cap", and folks would think I was a Californian.
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Hey now... I'm a Californian!
(My husband is from Ohio and he tells people "she's from California, but she doesn't act like it" Whatever that means.
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Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
« Reply #14 on: Mar 31st, 2008, 11:41pm » |
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on Mar 31st, 2008, 7:57pm, George_J wrote:This is a fine example of a "gimme cap". I picked this image with Brewcrew especially in mind:
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Plee-hee-heeze!!! I want one!!!!
Oh, okay. At least I already have one that says John Deere. But if you ever do come across one-a them there Double Bass School caps, gimme one.
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