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(Message started by: CostaRicaKris on Mar 27th, 2008, 8:51pm)

Title: Can't they just remove the left side of my head?
Post by CostaRicaKris on Mar 27th, 2008, 8:51pm
I mean really? Do I need two ears and two eyes? I've already been accused of having half a brain, so hopefully it's on the right side.  The only part I can't figure out is what do I do with the left ear phone speaker for my ipod.

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by MJ on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:35pm
It's a bit of a quandry.

The only solution I can see is to toss the earphones and get a set of plug in stand alone speakers to maintain sound quality.

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by brewcrew on Mar 27th, 2008, 10:23pm
They could, but for those pesky brain hemmorages.

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by mudplugga on Mar 28th, 2008, 10:01am
Your head will leak.   ;)

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 28th, 2008, 10:53am
Aw c;mon, they have the technology to cauterize that sucker closed! I like the idea. look how many half brained ideas have made millions! Now if i cut a cheek off in addition, I figure my half assed half brained self will probably get elcted president! ;;D

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by LeeS on Mar 28th, 2008, 11:30am
A mate of mine had this done.

The buggers just switched sides :o

-Lee

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by brewcrew on Mar 28th, 2008, 11:32am

on 03/28/08 at 10:53:32, Guiseppi wrote:
Aw c;mon, they have the technology to cauterize that sucker closed! I like the idea. look how many half brained ideas have made millions! Now if i cut a cheek off in addition, I figure my half assed half brained self will probably get elcted president! ;;D

Guiseppi

Why are all sensors, seeking intelligent life, pointed AWAY from San Diego?

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 28th, 2008, 11:40am
Why are all sensors, seeking intelligent life, pointed AWAY from San Diego?

OUCH!!!

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by Kitty1973 on Mar 28th, 2008, 12:05pm
I have had my share of half-brained ideas, and I agree, but it is my right side that needs to be removed.  

When mine first started, and I didn't know what they were, I swore that if I could just drill a hole into the right side of my head at the temple that it would help.  I also thought that pokeing a hole in my eardrum would help.
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Kitty

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by sandie99 on Mar 28th, 2008, 12:38pm
Don't do it. The beast would simply switch to the other side... :-X

Sanna

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by CostaRicaKris on Mar 28th, 2008, 9:07pm

on 03/28/08 at 12:05:25, Kitty1973 wrote:
 I also thought that pokeing a hole in my eardrum would help.
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Kitty


OH... I know that feeling. Sometimes I'm tempted to shove a screwdriver into my ear; kinda like that itch you can't reach.

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by washed-out on Mar 31st, 2008, 7:13pm
I am often close to breaking (detach) my left ear away :d

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by George_J on Mar 31st, 2008, 7:57pm
Couldn't do it here.

Your "gimme cap" wouldn't stay on.

If you spend time fishing, hunting, and bombing around out in the Idaho boondocks, you pretty much have to have a "gimme cap".  It's like a uniform.  A person stands out in places like this without a "gimme cap":

http://usera.imagecave.com/georgboise/DSCI0013-copy-copy.jpg

That's Twin Springs, about forty miles up a dirt road on the Middle Fork.  FYI, the sign out front says, "No guns allowed in bar".  And they mean it.

For those in foreign parts, the term "gimme cap" comes from the method by which you request one--as in "gimme one a them caps".

A "gimme cap" can have any sort of writing on it.  Some examples of  caps I own say, "John Deere", "Sage Fly Rods", "Henry's Lake Foundation", and "Wild Rose Ranch" .  I do not own--but I covet--one I saw for a bar in Alaska called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn".  You do not want to have one that says "Sierra Club" or "Earth First! " as this will substantially decrease your likelihood of survival.

This is a fine example of a "gimme cap".  I picked this image with Brewcrew especially in mind:

http://www.asodb.com/img/shop/g8.jpg

No...it wouldn't do to remove half my head.  I couldn't wear a "gimme cap", and folks would think I was a Californian.

Best,

George


Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by CostaRicaKris on Mar 31st, 2008, 10:41pm

on 03/31/08 at 19:57:06, George_J wrote:
No...it wouldn't do to remove half my head.  I couldn't wear a "gimme cap", and folks would think I was a Californian.

Best,

George


Hey now... I'm a Californian!
(My husband is from Ohio and he tells people "she's from California, but she doesn't act like it" Whatever that means.

Title: Re: Can't they just remove the left side of my hea
Post by brewcrew on Mar 31st, 2008, 11:41pm

on 03/31/08 at 19:57:06, George_J wrote:
This is a fine example of a "gimme cap".  I picked this image with Brewcrew especially in mind:

http://www.asodb.com/img/shop/g8.jpg

Plee-hee-heeze!!! I want one!!!!

Oh, okay. At least I already have one that says John Deere. But if you ever do come across one-a them there Double Bass School caps, gimme one.



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