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lilboo
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Amy, a blond Texas girl from the city, marries a
Montana rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the
rancher says to Amy,
"The artificial insemination man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn.
You show him where the cow is when he gets
here, okay?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a
while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here."
Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just
another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
As she walks away, she turns her head back over
her shoulder & says to the man "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
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Re: The Nail
« Reply #1 on: Jan 24th, 2006, 3:32am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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