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Richr8
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Lawyer Q/As
« on: Feb 16th, 2006, 6:31pm » |
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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Just two, all the rest are true.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What is a criminal lawyer?
A: Redundant.
Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three--one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.
Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on an attorney?
A: A doberman pinscher.
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Re: Lawyer Q/As
« Reply #1 on: Feb 17th, 2006, 2:24pm » |
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Re: Lawyer Q/As
« Reply #2 on: Feb 17th, 2006, 2:56pm » |
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okay Lawyer jokes are funny, but what about the fact that everyone has determined that a group of people who are in specific profession have t olive with this kind of derision.
Let's try another group -- with the brand kind of humor and see if anyone gets offended for needlessly targetting a "group" of people.......
Q: How many TEACHER jokes are there?
A: Just two, all the rest are true.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a TEACHER?
A: An LESSON you can't understand.
Q: What is a remedial education TEACHER?
A: Redundant.
Q: How many TEACHERs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three--one to turn the bulb, one to test him on his skills, and the third to blame it on the parents.
Q: Why does California have the most TEACHERs, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on an TEACHER?
A: A doberman pinscher
I love my lawyer.
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Re: Lawyer Q/As
« Reply #3 on: Feb 17th, 2006, 4:37pm » |
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom dwelling scum sucking scavenger, the other is a fish.
A man walks into a bar looking very ticked off and orders a drink, the bartender asks him what’s wrong and he replies “ALL LAWYERS ARE A$$HOLES!” A man at the end of the bar states “HEY I’M OFFENDED BY YOUR REMARK!” The ticked off man says “Are you a lawyer?” and the man replies “NO, I’M AN A$$HOLE!”
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