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The Golfer
« on: Feb 28th, 2006, 12:40am » |
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A golfer stood over his ball for what seemed an eternity. He looked up, looked down measured the distance and figured out the wind direction and speed. FInally he exasperated partner said. " What's taking so long? Hit the Ball already."
The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, I want to make the perfect shot."
His partner said, "Forget it, man you dont stand a chance of hitting her from here."
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