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Words Women Use
« on: Mar 3rd, 2006, 6:12pm »
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Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
Nothing This is the calm before the storm.  This means "something" and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
 
Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission.  DON'T DO IT!
 
Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
 
That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.  If a woman is thanking you, Do Not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 3rd, 2006, 6:30pm »
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Finally - a man who "gets it".  Move to the head of the class, my friend.! Grin
 
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 4th, 2006, 2:45am »
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Grin I use the word "thanks" often... Smiley
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