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JDH
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The Donkey Raffle
« on: Mar 10th, 2006, 8:30am » |
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THE DONKEY RAFFLE
A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey
from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey
the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have
some bad news. The donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "Ok, then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
"What ever happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off like I said I would. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the Chairman of Enron. 
Jim
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Re: The Donkey Raffle
« Reply #1 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 8:45am » |
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LMAO!
(...and in some ways, so not funny) but LMAO! 
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Re: The Donkey Raffle
« Reply #2 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 11:05am » |
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That would be funny if it was'nt true
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