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Just a couple blonde jokes
« on: Mar 18th, 2006, 6:32pm » |
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CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly She says,
"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
Could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just
Yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it
To you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
Blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get
To the
Other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE
On the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
Body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me"
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then
She pushed her elbow and screamed in even more She pushed her knee and
Screamed; likewise she
Pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken".
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
"We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first
On the
Moon!"
The blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
Night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
The dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you
Are
In a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
Asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
Named Rolex and one
Was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO.....," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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Re: Just a couple blonde jokes
« Reply #1 on: Mar 19th, 2006, 5:35pm » |
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