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Yorky
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defective parrot
« on: Sep 1st, 2007, 6:26am » |
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A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a
little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud,
'Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective
parrot.'
'Holy cr*p,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and
answered me!'
'I got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird '
'Oh yeah?' the man asks, 'Then answer this -- how do you hang
onto your perch without any feet?'
'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing but since
you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook.
You can't see it because of my feathers.'
'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand and speak
English can't you?'
'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can
converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics,
religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at
ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion'
The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just
can't afford that.'
'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is,
nobody wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me
for $20, just make the guy an offer!'
The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense
of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
everything,
he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.
One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing. 'I don't know if
I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman.'
'What are you talking about?' asks the man.
'When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted
him at the door in a sheer black nightie.'
'WHAT???' the guy says incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'
'Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her
nightie and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims. 'And she let him?'
'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on
his knees and began to kiss her all over....'
Then the frantic man screams, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED?'
'Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!'
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andrewjb
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Re: defective parrot
« Reply #1 on: Sep 1st, 2007, 7:06am » |
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Re: defective parrot
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Re: defective parrot
« Reply #3 on: Sep 1st, 2007, 4:37pm » |
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Re: defective parrot
« Reply #4 on: Sep 3rd, 2007, 2:36pm » |
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Re: defective parrot
« Reply #5 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 9:59pm » |
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really funny!
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Re: defective parrot
« Reply #6 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 11:08am » |
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