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« on: Sep 28th, 2007, 7:28pm »
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
  IN A SAUNA.
 
  SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
  FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
 
  THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
  I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
 
  A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
  PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
  MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
 
  THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
  SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
  SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
 
  SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
  THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
  FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 7:53pm »
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 5:33am »
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:54pm »
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 2:45pm »
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 7:40pm »
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 25th, 2008, 2:32pm »
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 1st, 2008, 9:09am »
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