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William
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A world renound bear hunter gets a call from Nova Scotia about a Kodiak that is terrorizing a small comunity.
When He arrives he has his 30'0'6 with him.
He stakes out the area where the bear is seen the most.
At 2am he sees the bear walking between two hills. He aims and squeeses the trigger. in the scope he sees hear and blood scatter.
He goes to the place where he saw the bear fall. He cannot find the bear. He walks a little deeper in the woods. He feels something tap, rather, hit him on the shoulder. when he turns he sees this massive twelve foot tall Kodiak staring him right in the face.
The bear says
"wll mr. hunter looks to me like you have two choices, either I maw you to death with my claws, or you can pull down them orange flannels and let me have my way with you.
well back in town a now prideless hunter needs to find a new and more powerful weopon.
He settles on a 50 cal. sniper rifle.
Back at the hills he takes his shot sees the bears head explode and runs to claim his kill.
again no bear. again a tap on the back and again the bear gives him the choice.
finally he calls in some old friends
they come out and set up a DMZ. There are missle silo's, Machine guns, laser guided rockets.
He sees the bear and pushes the button to unleash hell.
Finally he goes to claim his kill and again with the tap on the shoulder.
The bear looks down and says,
"mr. hunter, are you sure your'e in this for the hunting?"
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Re: Bear Hunter
« Reply #1 on: Nov 22nd, 2007, 9:49pm » |
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 , ode to the bear.
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