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My (SP) Uncle's Christmas card
« on: Nov 25th, 2007, 1:11pm »
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Dear Uncle John Doe,
 
This Christmas I am giving donations to good causes (in your name) for gifts.
This way you won’t have to return it if you don’t like it, I may still have to hear you complain about the gift but not about how awful the gift is because after all it’s for a good cause.
 
Because you drive a hybrid car I first thought of Greenpeace, then I thought of how you hate the republican so called war party and thought maybe I’ll donate to the GOP for you.
 
I finally decided to donate it to the old solders home so it will go to the people who fought for your right to be so expressive of your dislike for our government. After all at least you have a place to express your dislikes without getting sent to the gulag.
 
Merry Christmas to you and your secular progressive friends who have fought so hard to make the Christmas tree an endangered tradition.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 28th, 2007, 12:56pm »
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 29th, 2007, 7:15am »
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I like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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