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Yorky
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cheap suit's
« on: Jan 14th, 2008, 6:50pm » |
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A man who just died is delivered to a Glasgow mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
Big Tam the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the
body
dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black
suit
he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
best in navy. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what
it
costs, but please have my husband in a navy suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband
dressed in a gorgeous navy suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit
fits
him perfectly. She says to Tam, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?'
To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. 'nay
charge,'
he says.
'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite navy suit!'
she
says.
'Honestly,' Tam says, 'it didnae cost nothin. You see, a dead
gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you
left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive navy suit. I asked his
missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So, I just switched their heads.'
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Re: cheap suit's
« Reply #1 on: Jan 14th, 2008, 9:29pm » |
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Re: cheap suit's
« Reply #2 on: Jan 18th, 2008, 4:02am » |
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Re: cheap suit's
« Reply #3 on: Jan 20th, 2008, 1:26am » |
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