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Survivor - Texas Style
« on: Jan 23rd, 2008, 2:39pm »
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do  its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style.
 The contestants will start  in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and  down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El  Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there,  they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.  
 Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read,  "I'm gay", "I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait  Sucks", "Hillary in 2008", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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Re: Survivor - Texas Style
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Re: Survivor - Texas Style
« Reply #2 on: Jan 24th, 2008, 12:53pm »
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Somebody has been watching Top Gear?  Grin
 
They did it in Alabama though.
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