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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
« on: Jan 24th, 2008, 1:15am »
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  Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans  
 
   '1'  
   Blaming your farts on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!  
 
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   '2'  
   Yelling at me for barking.  I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!  
 
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   '3'  
   Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.   Exactly whose walk is this anyway?  
 
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   '4'  
   Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!  
 
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   '5'  
   Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.   Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.  
 
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   '6'  
   The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.   You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.  
 
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   '7'  
   Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", Then acting surprised when I freakout every time we go back!  
 
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   '8'  
   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.   Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.  
 
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   '9'  
   Dog sweaters. Hello ???  Haven't you noticed the fur?  
 
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   '10'  
   How you act disgusted when I lick myself.   Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.  
 
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   Now lay off me on some of these things.  
   We both know who's boss here!  
   You don't see me picking up your poop do you?  
 
   EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.  
   A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.  
   CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!  
 
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Re:  Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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