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aboriginal taste's
« on: Feb 1st, 2008, 11:45am » |
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An Australian Aboriginal goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
He asks , "How much do you charge for da hour, sister?"
"$100," she replies.
He says "Okay, do you do Aboriginal style?"
She says "No!"
"I'll pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style?" he said.
She again says "No" since she doesn't know what Aboriginal style is.
So he then offers her $300.
Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Aboriginal style with me!"
Finally, she agrees , thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and I've done that; had every kind of request from weirdos from every corner of the world, how bad would Aboriginal Style be?''
So she goes ahead and has sex with him - doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Aboriginal style' come in?"
The Aboriginal replies
"Send da bill to da Gub'ment".
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Re: aboriginal taste's
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Re: aboriginal taste's
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