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DragonSlayer
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Grandma in court
« on: Feb 20th, 2008, 12:02pm » |
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GRANDMA IN COURT
> Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if
> they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern
> small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a
> grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
> He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
> She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've
> known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
> been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
> wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind
> their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
> the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
> than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
> The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he
> pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
> the defense attorney?"
> She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
> since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he
> has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship
> with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the
> entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
> three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
> know him."
> The defense attorney almost died.
> The judge then ordered both counselors to approach the bench
> and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots
> asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
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Re: Grandma in court
« Reply #1 on: Feb 23rd, 2008, 7:19pm » |
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Re: Grandma in court
« Reply #2 on: Feb 24th, 2008, 9:45am » |
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Re: Grandma in court
« Reply #3 on: Feb 25th, 2008, 11:56am » |
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Bloody funny - I like
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Re: Grandma in court
« Reply #4 on: Feb 25th, 2008, 7:44pm » |
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That was bloody funny 
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